IncineratingAsh

revival

2006-09-23T21:10:00.000+08:00

WOOOOOOOOOT! my blog's finally on low profile.
now i can state my true feelings. ready?

DIE HOMOSEXUALS! YEAH! finally off my chest. haha.
ok, why i said tht? cos its against nature.
human kind will not be wiped out by viruses.
a nuclear bomb will nvr destroy us all too.
neither will it be by a dumb meteor shower.
NOR will it be the unforseen launch of a nuclear missle tht was launched by a petty email virus which hits a meteorite in space and sends a shower of meteors at us.
our deliverers, will be.... the HOMOSEXUALS!
why? let's look into the brief details.
their homo sexual intercourse will develop this thing called AIDS.
this will wipe out maybe one fifth of the entire human race.
then, as their culture sprds, there will be few straight people.
and as we all noe, homosexuals cant reproduce.
and for gods sake. EVEN ANIMALS NOE WHERE THEY SHUD STICK THEIR DICKS INTO!
u dun see a male monkey humping on another in Animal Planet.
and as this low rate of reproduction continues due to the unproductive homos, the human race will gradually die off.
and the surviving homos will be alone, suffering AIDS, with no healthy social worker to take care of them, COS THEY ALL GOT AIDS!
so a hint as to how to live ur miserable lives, u homos, is to jus... jus... duno wat.
jus dun go spreading ur theory abt there's nth wrong wif being a homo and tht its ur freedom to be wat u wana be.
its inconsiderate.
its jus lyk smoking.
puffing off second hand smoke.
damaging the health of those arnd u.
only that,
u're leading the society,
to extinction.

wa la. my part done. mayb homos shud be hanged as if they were criminals. jus maybe.
cos they sprd death(AIDS).
but noooooooo...
they haf their right to do wat they want to do...
suckas.

signing off... G.ChaN

17.1.06

2006-01-17T18:50:00.000+08:00

so many things are complicating me right now.
we all know that smoking burns our life away, be it in sports or in life span.
we even recieve FREE education to tell students not to smoke.
and yet, there are still teen smokers around.
what are they thinking in their mind?
smoke just to feel cool and a recognition in their social life?
like:" oh. he smokes. his cool".
I'd rather say, he smokes, his dumb.
they've been educated, told, and yet they do it.
its like knowing that there's a land mind there and you jus step on it.
by the way, they smoke, they die earlier.

case 1, imagine down the road when you're a grandparent to be.
and you're a smoker.
your grand child is due next week.
but, you learnt you had lung cancer 2 years ago.
and you're in a critical state, and today is when the reaper comes for you.
the prediction was flawed, and your daughter is in labour now.
her baby comes out, but you died 3 hours ago.
everyone was with your daughter, supporting her,
while you faded away without anyone noticing, dying alone.

OR, case 2, your son planned to wed his fiance in 2weeks time.
you die of lung cancer 1 week before the big day.
his such a loving son that he ignores the wedding to moarn for you.
his fiance leaves him, and because she's the only female that ever agreed to go out with him, he becomes demoralized, either turning into a bachelor for life or die a homosexual.
all these happened, just because you died too early.
why? becaused you SMOKED.
by the time you realise your mistakes and regret, you're already in the nether world.

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

8 jan 2006

2006-01-08T14:35:00.000+08:00

well.. school's good. at least me and him at peace now, i guess. erm.. a number of ppl missing. drop out, transfer? duno. spoke wif jo.. wish u 2 last long long =)) ytd went to collect bursary. bro's one needa be there by 2:45. i went along to see the system cos its my turn next. cycle there. got this bitch:" haiya! why must they cycle here?" fuck her. why cant she jus shift her fat ass? so hard isit? not happy drive there la! pavement urs only arh? then waited at cc for bro's one to finish. finish liao contemplating whether to go see wushu class got how many ppl. still so little. lucky quit le.. waste of tym. do stupid action. treat us all as P3 only. den saw so many couples around. saturday= dating day? then went back to CC. the bloody BITCH read my name from Chan ZhenXuan to chan zen suan. FUCKER! duno howta read dun be announcer la. beside her summore got chinese women duno howta confirm first isit.. so go back wif 250 in my wallet. went home, saw dad playin mahjong. i oso wan play leh... haha. den night tym watched shivers. whole nyte got broken sleep. keep having vision that the ghost lying beside me. arhhh... k gtg. raining whole day. nice tym to sleep.(for my parents) which means i can play in peace. heh heh...

ZhenXuan, Out

NooB.Pte.Ltd

30.12.05

2005-12-31T14:49:00.000+08:00

woah... realised its been like 2 months since i blogged.
well.. holiday's gona be gone soon.. asked around my classmates. not ONE of them is done with their stinkin holiday ASSignment. im not alone.. wahahha.. im done with A Maths. E maths? dont wana care. why do elementry when u are already at additional??
about my work attachment, turned out the pay was 10 bucks per day. PATHETIC.
here's a few things a got while i wasnt blogging: A Mountain Bike, New year clothes, FEAR CD-version, warcraft trilogy: war of the ancients: the demon soul..
woah the FEAR.. gave me night mares.. there's this scene where u walk forward along a desolated corridor, u walk towards this one door to get out, and the door shuts. ur natural instincts would be, turn around and get out by where u came from right? guess what. this ghost from ju-on or the ring appears infront of u, staring at u. u spray ur assult rifle at her, and she walks to u lyk nothing happens and the f***ing screen flashes. u then find urself in this room, FLOODED wif blood and FLOATING skeletons. i think this is enough to freak some out.
gotta get ready now. cousin gona pick me up to his house for NYC. boo yeah!

ZheNXuaN out.

21.11.05

2005-11-21T19:23:00.000+08:00

so many things happened this 2 days...
i think startin from last night would be enough.
was preparing to sleep, cos next day gotta WORK.
then came this msg: hi honey. i missh euu.. donch so bo xinn miee cann??
something like that.
one look, 3 thoughts.
1)yuck. why type lyk that?
2)who's this mad and desperate girl?
3)wait, it could be a restless spirit!
in the end, after WASTING my precious sleep tym, she finally said who she was...
YING TSUI AND DEBRA!
thanks guys. cos of you 2 i worked like zombie today...
anyway, about my work.
IT SUCKS!
got a job at this fagerdala.
styrofoam here styrofoam there.
sick.
the smell... argh...
the colour... whole factory white...
should have chosen Mac.
than whole day do same thing.
push out the wanted shape. unwanted ones stack nicely, place them neatly into the plastic bag, and send it for recycling. and its not a few. its a PILE. imagine doing that over and over again for 8 hours!! and u get no freaking salary!
missed a chance to meet up with the byrnes... missed a chance to meet baby chloe... missed the chance to play with NIAN HONG! argh... thanks WA. thanks.

k gtg. zhenxuan, out.

14.11.05

2005-11-14T21:47:00.000+08:00

21st to 2nd dec. work attachment.
heard from bukit view pupils that they went through it already.
guess what. their job's in the zoo. i didnt get much info but this is what i think of it.
-clean up animal poo poo. mop up their wee wee.
-guide tourist around.
-prepare meals for animals, including tigers and boas.
if its any of the above, syonara mrs tan.

from now on, monday wednesday friday.
badminton training.
we dont have the hall yet so we can only do PT.
i was wondering, how to do PT with only 3 players attending??
we have a strength of 30 players.
only 7 turned up today.
3 will have sec 2 camp and 1 cambodia programme.
so out of the 7, only 3 knows of the new arrangement.
sadly, even our own commitee members dont turn up.
this CCA is dying. 0 achievements.
know why? no coach.
besides that, no self-discipline.
and freakin Xia prevented potential 2005 sec 1s from joining.
aint he evil.
so what if we dont have any achievements?
its because of him, the HOD of CCA, for not searching for a coach.
why isit that Rugby got their own coach,
Band got their own conductor,
Scouts got their own Sirs,
Choir got their own instructor,
BUT badminton without a COACH?!
this stinks. its all biased.
i cant even be proud of my own CCA.

"hey gab, what's ur CCA in secondary school?"
"oh, badminton"
"wow. u must be a good player then. which school ur from again?"
"Greenridge Secondary"
"oh. you mean the one without a badminton coach, badminton achievement, and no-team-spirit players?"
"yes"
"thats pathetic. i pity u."

Thanks Greenridge. for giving me something i can be proud of and tell my kids in future all about the great achievements i ever had in my CCA life. then they can be so proud of their daddy.
sheesh... and i thought they raised funds for CCA's after the president's challenge.
where the money go? isnt it supposed to go to hiring coaches and buying equipment? where's our share?
this is shit man.
shit of a man who doesnt do his job right.
ZhenxuaN, out.

9.11.05

2005-11-09T20:12:00.000+08:00

very long didnt blog.
too much into DotA i guess.
hahaha.
just found my owning hero.
QUEEN OF PAIN!
"Die smiling..."
crushing wave of 650 dmg, dagon of 850 burst dmg. madness.
new hero came out.
ITS GAY.
Lord of Avenus. something like that.
unkillable.
stupid borrowed time. maddening.

changed to this skin anyway.
got sick of the previous.
got Le Bra to do it.
thanks, but not what i expected. ;P

today? nothing much.
went to school for this dreaded thing called bridging prog.
teacher didnt come so we combined with E2.
so sit there. do my work.
i anyhow thrashed in words to make 'completing the sentence' mean something.
too lazy. the other section just anyhow choose.
no mood to work my brain academically.
its the beginning of the holidays.
aka my slacking time.
so came back, entertain NH, watched TV, ate breakfast, called some people, and rot in front of the CPU.
this is what happened in warcraft today.

3RD match of the day (may sound boring. pls skip this section if you dont know anyth about WC3):

random race. had night elf. ally orc. enemy human and night elf.
map, lost temple.
i thought, shit. night elf and human good combination. die liao.
solution: straight tech. built 2 towers and upgraded fast.
harassed enemy with my darling warden. failed but survived.
went to the middle well to heal.
full life, crept at green spots.
gained a couple of levels, just nice, upgrade completes.
built 2 Lores and made 5 dryads.
wanted to creep at my gold mine.
walking walking walking...
*gasp!* enemy! night elf! guess what. MASS ARCHERS. puny things. tier 2. PUNY ARCHERS AT TIER 2.
hit hero with shadow strike. oops. dying. blinked away like a pussy. made more dryads.
recovered. kay. CHIONG ARH!!!
guess what. that guy go TP. =.=
and its like, none of his units were dying.
nevermind. upgraded to tier 3.
expanded. got too much gold.
so train KOTG and made some fatass MGs.
ally at that time only had 3 taurens and basic units.
nevermind. so we met to hit night elf.
went outside the base with 11 dryads, 5 mountain giants and 2 heros.
ally came with a mix of units. berserkers, grunts, taurens, but no shamans. =.=
waited outside forhis last tauren to come and my last dryad to arrive.
guess what. enemy came out.
omfg.
guess what the human got??
KNIGHTS, SORCERESS', PRIESTS, RIFLE MEN, FOOTMEN.
what i got?
MOUNTAIN GIANTS, DRYADS.
both my kind of units were magically immune, so their sor+ priest method failed.
they POLYMORPH, i abolish. they cast SLOW, i abolish. hahaha. fultile.
enemy nightelf?
ARCHERS, DRUIDS OF THE TALON.
omfg.
all small, puny little beings.
cyclone? abolished. faerie fire? abolished. more futile. and the casters cant hit my dryads.
so he sent archers to hit 'em. no choice.
casted taunt. muwhahahahaha... so they shot my 10 def, 1600hp MG.
my ally just hit them from behind. we won. they left.
guess what?
the night elf player was a level 18 player.
im only an 11.

oh yeah.
throughout this week, i've been creating things like this.

DIE OF LUNG CANCER, FREE!!!*
Just buy a 10 year supply of cigarettes from us and puff 2 packets a day!
Results ASSURED!
Its Dumb!
Its Suicide!
Its Painful!
Best of all, ITS FREE!!!
Hurry, come smoke your life away with us, NOW!

*terms and conditions:

provided you do not die of other diseases first.

of course, i shrank it ALOT to fit the sms tiny 160 characters space.

maybe singapore should make posters like this to prevent smoking.

why hasnt anyone thought of it??

looks like i gtg.

oh well. good night.

Zhenxuan, Out.

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

off to KL

2005-10-28T20:49:00.000+08:00

hey hey. this whole week didnt blog. too busy. busy playing. play DotA. keep choosing random. didnt know got so many shiok heros man. hahaha. recently used shadow fiend twice by -random. both times win. maybe shud use him in WCG 2007. i wanna take part after 'O's. been too much into books lately.
anyway, monday, hmm, got debate. spiked my hair. why not? exams over already. catch me send me home i also dont care. wahahha... bad boy in the making, devil after school, LoL. wrote very little for debate cause i know cant win against yixiong one. and emmanuel was on my team so its a lose lose situation. Haha. so bad... actually could have said alot. but nervous then 4got wad to say. no time to write all. somemore colleen talk like chain gun like that. unstoppable. listen until i gong. haha.
tuesday, no school. stayed at home poh baby for mum. got a few picts of that adorable creature but USB port got prob. wednesday, in class play titeh whole day. also went comp lab for 'research'. as if lor. Lim so good find excuse. say want let us explore the 'blogosphere'. but i ended up playing dumb internet games. hahha. anyway, she pressed onto my incineratingirritation. HAHAHA! so many pop-ups. lol. who ask her itchy hand. click somemore la. she saw my name WarcraftIdoL. know what she said? 'this person arh, love war so much. doesnt he know that people are dying everyday?' LOL! whole class laugh at her man. outdated! WAHAHAHA!
Thursday, sit in hall WHOLE day. sit until backache. so lie down lor. almost fell asleep then kana caught by chui. xia suae...
Today lei, take report book. sian. not top 10. is top 5! haha! got 2nd in class. then heard 6 people from E2 stay back. then heard one of them is bi wen. so shocked man. he always so hard working ask people teach him how can fail? conclusion, the world is unfair. haha. then after school play titeh again. played with my normal bunch of friends... went home, showed mum my report card. then dad. BUY BIKE LO!! heh heh. make sure he keeps his promise. k. gtg. tomorrow going KL. gona buy lots of stuff. make sure my dad spends. no more saving! zhenxuan, out.

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd
SoLoFLaME

debate!!!

2005-10-23T18:50:00.000+08:00

tomorrow debate. damn. damn the yong!!! hahaha... i warned her i got bad attitude already, now all i hafta do is show it. hehe... i'll take Lax for breakfast, then rush off to the toilet during the session, and never come back until half an hour later!!! BUWAHAHAHAHAAA... that's for not giving me the 2 marks, mdm yong...
so anyway, today went to return JE in the morning. MX kept bugging me for neopoints... i mean, com'on la. i like half a year never touch already lor. then went to bah chou mee at TPY, so hard to find seat. went to visit a newborn at KK after that. name's chloe. very peaceful looking. i mean, all babies are... the type of innocence that cannot be found in us grown ups anymore. then went cycling at east coast. clashed with bro once. he escaped with 3 cuts, palm elbow and knee. i survived with a big scar on my leg. his wheels rubbed into my skin. somemore im thin-skinned. learnt new skill too. finally can hop. hahaha... lousy me. but can jump quite high la. maybe because im underweight. bought crazy frog btw. love Popcorn. the video also nice. but got some songs very dumb. k, bro wana blog too. ZhenxuaN, out.

SoLoFLaMe

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

results not very fantastic

2005-10-22T10:44:00.000+08:00

Got my results already. looks like MAYBE can maintain my position. EL 68 marks... 2 more marks to A2. wtf man. MS YONG!!! Double maths, A1 for both. CS, B3 thanks to physics, forgot every formula, barely passed. MT, dont need say. F9. try for 5 or 6 years liao i think. highest i got in my secondary school life was D7. dumb me. CH lei, pass by one mark. thats a C6. so total my L1R5 is 18.. not good enough. but if im going poly than its L1B4. which is 12, think so. i calculated my overall, got 63.7%. this is really not the marks i wanted. how to get a good job with high $$ like that? next year must work hard already. for my future and for my mum to live a good life. of course, my kids too. gonna make sure they wont suffer like me now. maybe i'll take up business in poly. yeap, let it be so. hahaha... been playing lots of standard game lately. well, my wins are more than my loses. but my skill still no good. not making enough units. not expanding fast enough. gonna try night elf later. do everything fast fast. get dryads+bears, the most rigged combination. or maybe dota. use shadow fiend. was using him last night. quite cool, but opponent left because i kept scaring him away. LoL. evil me... buwahahahahaa... k. Zhenxuan, out.

SoLoFLaMe

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

rain rain go away...

2005-10-16T22:25:00.000+08:00

Dear blog/ BZ bodies like me who peeps at other peoples' blogs:

Past few days kept raining. If this goes on, SG will be flooded. Morning wakeup. WHERE-THE-HELL is the sun?! I've not seen the sun for days... sort of miss it. my mum too. No sun, clothes cannot dry. I even dreamt of rain. Happened on friday. Was chatting with someone on the phone, looking at my neighbourhood at the same time. Saw the clouds moving at fast speeds suddenly. Sky started changing colour. turned red, then grey, black. spooky.rain came down in groups, like wave one, FROOM!. wave two, FROOM! wave three, FROOOOM! i was like, wtf?! quickly pulled the windows in. or at least i tried. something was pulling it back. i panicked, went to look for my parents, and then my alarm clock went off.

so many disasters going around lately. tsunami. earthquake. dengue. bali bombings. people chopping each other apart. so i did my research on the natural events. asked my mum, thought through it myself, and came up with this. Disaster is here to remind us to live simply.

Buddhism says floods are due to the greed of the people, Earthquakes due to hatred. Why do we even exist? we are actually being put through a 'test' to see if we qualify to live in the pure land. so disasters exist only to remind us to avoid the evils: greed and hatred. did u notice japan suffers alot of earthquake and tsunamis? they are being punished for their past acts. they invaded other countries because they were greedy, greedy for power and $$. Causing floods from tsunamis. In their attempt of world domination, they inplanted hate into the souls of their victims through raping of victims' wife, killing their beloved ones and so on. this fed to the power of earthquakes.

As people get greedier each day, the ice caps in the north pole melts even more. in time, the sea level will drown us all soon. As long as hatred exist, unforgiving souls will become an energy for destruction, causing earthquakes. these are all causes and effects. we will all die out in 7000 / 9000(not sure) years. This is our span. we must make full use of it and show that we deserve to live in the pure land.

Ok. finally. back to my life. sick man. keep thinkin of physics. on that day, so darn tired. stared at the physics paper, it stared back. i picked up my pen, and forgot my answers. tried to recall, managed to. only 3 mins later. so end up no time to recheck my paper. left 3 blanks too. CS cant get A2 already lah... thanks to fatique. ARH!!! like that how... my future... ahhh... got to work hard next year. complete every work given. school is for learning. if i dont want to study, then go for what??? Saw his umbrella today. havent return. reminded me of happier times. I HATE WARS!!! ZhenXuaN, out.

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

SoLoFLaMe

sigh... bad news

2005-10-14T19:43:00.000+08:00

ahhh... exams are finally over. but the worst has yet to come. results not out yet.

i hope no one stays back, even if their my enemies. i want to graduate with everyone from my batch. worry for YX. his maths good, but his english... better pass or his staying.

and as for "him", i just read his blog. sounds like 100% gurantee his going to stay. why didnt he study? i spoke to him about his future before this happened. it doesnt mean that after we quarrel he has to go against my every word. snap out of it ffs. where does he think his going with those results? has he ever got an A1 or 2 for major subjects at end year exam in his secondary school life? he got into express because he has the potential. now his jus wasting it away. does becoming a pk ensure a future of comfort for him? does making up stories and going against me do him any good? all answers are no! since sec one, i've always seen him as a more matured and suprerior person among our level. he proved me wrong. there is one thing he proved correct: bad company= bad influence.

anyway, my stress now is, scared not top ten. hahaha. cause you see, i was 2nd in class(not bad eh). i dont know how i got that. last year got 60-70% among whole level. this year top 20%. come to think of it, i think im the changed one, not him. sigh....

so... if this term cannot get top ten, mom sure to activate nagging weapon of destruction. say all the usual stuff like: "play so much! see la! your results slide liao la!" haha. bro's psle over too. gonna get a bike soon. get also no use now. cant bike with 'him'. nvm. can always go solo. Zhenxuan, out.

SoLoFLaMe
PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

admittance

2005-10-06T21:22:00.000+08:00

okay. here goes. to sam. i apologise for what i wrote. i have to admit that it was out of fustration. wanted to vent my anger and fear on it, exaggerating in the end. as for the thomas thing, i admit i did talk about him, ON TERM ONE, which is like, not even recent, so darn long ago. he was, what i thought was on purpose, knocking into my shoulder everytime we past by. so i talked to joanne, asking her why thomas was doing that, at the same time, expressing my anger. she laughed throughout the conversation(MsN) and said "ok, will ask him for you." so within that week, i wrote in my blog entries words of hatred, which i apologies if it was offensive. so, joanne told me later that he said it was unintentional, and he was "playing" with me. ok, i accepted that, and wrote another entry in my blog saying well, he's not so bad after all. BUT, on the next day. walking along the staircase, we almost knocked into each other again. but i slided to a side so, he missed. and SO happen, within that month, ian had a tiff with him. so i told ian, my buddy then, that i felt thomas "only know how to bully skinny nerds like me". so, thats the story, thats my explaination. if thomas's friends look for me one more time, im going to write a compo for them, telling them what i think is going on, after the exams. for now, i'll just live in silence and find out what they know.

spoke to nick alot for the first time. spent 3 hrs studying with him. woah... didnt know his BG so wide one. cool. nice guy. never abuse his so called "power". tuition last day. so sad. han xiang kept sobbing on purpose. lol. joker. then eugene and alvin didnt attend. so wasted. they missed the last moments of the funniest tuition class that ever existed. rongsen told me his class quite a few failed their english. one of them is "him". sigh.. looks like not even cant be friends with him but also may not be able to graduate together too.

tomorrow MT. heck. not going to study much. been trying for five years since P4 i think, or even earlier. started failing from P3. i dont even have the primary 3 basics. HAHA. dumbest person ever. so pathetic. AND IM IN EXPRESS!!! Sec 3 dont know P3 work. fantastic. planning to fail MT bridging programme in december. then can finally drop that boring, sinister, brain juice draining subject.

Sore eyes epidemic going on. people, just remember, eye itchy, dont scratch! use a tissue or your shirt sleeve to rub it a little. cause i heard its the hand that transfers the virus. dont know how true, but its still better to play safe right??? been receiving so many chain messages. just recieved one. about exams. not going to read them until after i get my results back just incase its bad luck. well, i superstitious. even after i proved to myself that cm dont work, i still play safe. play safe. lol. dirty mind coming back. haha. Zhenxuan, out.

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

dooms day. coming to a class near you.

2005-10-05T19:31:00.000+08:00

well, just deleted the weekend posts. dont know which one he refering to.. so just delete :P. anyway, debate this morning. last speaker of opposition. guess what. my fingers vibrating. haha! then spoke so unclear, threw out everything i had in mind. said dumb things. i mean, come'on.. Technology Friend. and im the opposition. i love technology!! how can i bring myself to say its bad?? after school went for mdm heng's talk. her pronounciation... argh... keep wanting to laugh. then she say bad points that time keep staring at me. LoL. what the hell. its not like im weak in my studies... unless you're talking about my mother tongue. cannot be helped. i dont even have the primary four basics!!! stupid right...
Just want my old life back, rewind back one month ago. Like it's gonna happen... Zhenxuan, out.

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

bad days ahead

2005-10-04T19:04:00.000+08:00

bad days ahead. at least for this week. stupid chinese exam coming. fail for sure. tried for six years to pass this sinister subject. man, my left leg the vein keep twitching.. something bad going to happen?? hopefully its the other way round. last night couldn't sleep. stupid fan keep making noise. end up sleeping in the hall at 0035 hours. slept there till 0500 hours. dad woke me up. so went to school sleepishly. saw the usual people. then came jurrel. he told me yesterday jonathan say i hum ji dare not appear. haha. right. i was having diarrhea by the way. thats why sam talk to me i didn't reply, too painful. oh yeah, no one on one. think maybe he counting on our pass friendship, before ian destroyed, and let me off. english paper wasnt too bad. can pass. first time see summery so easy. but the questions, ohmygosh, didnt know how to answer. throughout the paper my mind was thinking about what happened on that fateful day. then going home that time, was with muscle man and babu singh. they kept teasing me about yesterday. such GREAT friends. haha. so, saw ian, walking alone. old habit told me to catch up with him. but i remembered, he was my destroyer. went home, took a bath and then a short nap. dreamt of that dream again.

me and my former buddy were walking and laughing, didnt know about what. suddenly, a deep freeze blew over us, followed by a huge explosion. a ring came between us, his face changed, sinister look. he took the ring, raised it up, and the whole thing grew huge and became his armour. this scene repeated twice, and i managed to see the ring. it was the ring he bought at west mall(or causeway, not sure), the one which i told him not to buy but he did. anyway, he threw icicles at me. i dodged, summoned a fireball, and blew up the missles. he did freeze and everywhere started blowing up. i flew up and called down three meteors. it crashed around him, but he had his shield on. infernos came out and striked but missed him. he froze all of them and converted them into ice golems. they charged at me. one by one melted in my wall of fire. i summoned the flames together and blew it all at him in a fire spin. he dispersed and made multiples of himself. i engaged my wall of flames again. his doubles striked. my flame was dying, and it did. they came to me, aiming the ring at me. the eyes in it shined. my surroundings darkened. i was trapped in an ice berg. my arms wrapped around myself, and i opened them up in a quick moment, summoning a firey tornado. it melted the berg, but once i came out, i was tooweak to fight on. he gave me a sinister smile and faded into the darkness.

well, this dream IS weird. either i have too much of warcraft or i'm so imaginative then even my mind can create such a fantasy. either way, it may be a sign or just a nightmare. i woke up in the end(who doesnt) and went to buy lunch. met hao in my void deck on my way home. so shocked man! he spoke so nicely to me. not a word of vulgarity. nice guy sia. so, he asked me if i got say thomas's "huai hua". i smiled a bit and said no. firstly, i dont even know him well. next, he never did a single thing to me. third, nick told me he was a nice guy. lastly, we spoke once, and he did it nicely. i mean, come on, common sense, no bad impression, no badmouth. i dont know him, and i talk bad about him?? might as well say i badmouth the whole world. then hao said well, people are spreading it. forgot to ask him who was, but we all know the obvious answer. then he moved on, asking me about my leg. he said someone said that i said my leg was jin gang jiao. HAHAHA... yeah... right. i cant even break wood, let alone metal. so i told him, my leg so skinny, you think got so strong? so he said "okay, but let me find out if u really talked bad about thomas u'll know what will happen." anyway, talk to him that time i keep stammering. because in chinese!!! i spent half the time trying to translate my thoughts.. so hard.

hi jon. i know you're reading this. go tell your bro that i'd like to negotiate these three choices please. choice one) we go on like this and i'll publish my side of story. choice two) we just pretend we never met before. choice three) we just imagine nothing happened at all and continue before ian turned you against me. by the way, are you interested in finding out the WHOLE truth of the first arguement that you settled for us?? tell me if you are. ignore if you're not. Zhenxuan, out

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

sucky day

2005-06-13T15:01:00.000+08:00

today jus sucks.
play warcraft kip losing to others.
haiz.. somethings not ryte.
later dad wana drag us go swimming.
i dun wan!!! argh..

came back frm malaysia at 1am last nyte.
cos of stupid jam.
2hrs 30 mins.
nth to do.
jus look at other ppl car and doze off den wake up cos some fag horn frm behind.

anyway, woke up at 5 jus to get rdy.
den blah blah, normal procedure.
suddenly i appear at de kampong in 3hrs, no i think 4.
den eat their so called "char kuey teow" which is burnt hor fun..
quite nice. i lyk.
i lyk dat kampong.
so unurbanised.
my grand uncles there always seem so carefree.
only bad thing abt dat place is, NO AIR-CON, NO BROADBAND, NO COMPUTER!!!
so we spent one entire day going to durian plantation, picking up dropped durians.
vry nice.
went visiting(de most boring part).
its when de adults talk and de kids jus sit aside and rot together.

here's de kick.
we left at 7.
and reached JB at 9.
cos of some freako dropped concrete on de road and cos us a 15min slow moving traffic.
ate at JB.
i felt lyk a pole was jammed into my left brain when i pushed open de restaurant door.
dam pain. must be inactive for too long den suddenly use str.
eat for 1hr, den de jam for 2hrs30min, den FINALLY! HOME!

one thing abt dat kampong, i carn rmb de freakin name.
anyway, there alot of shuai ge and chio bu.
see them dat tym feel lyk hiding my face..
its lyk, seldom see any 'normal' person.
most of them all vry gud looking.
k gtg. bro wana use.

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

monday.. fun day

2005-06-06T16:18:00.000+08:00

jus came back frm cyber wif jon and ian.
so funny man.
me and bro vs the two of them in dota.
kip killing them until frm killing spree become god lyk, lol.
until buay ta han, they go leave.
so play 3v3 wif stranger lor.
me ian mat together vs jon and 2 stranger.
at first tawt we sure die cos enemy lvl 7 we only lvl 3.
but after dat me+ian go cheong 2getha hero killer.
bone klinks and my crystal maiden.
ownage man.
i frost bite he searing den i do freeze.
cool man, explosion around me dam nice.
jon vry funny.
when he killin us we run dat tym he keep sayin "WHOS RUNNING AH? WHOS RUNNING?!"
den we angry, my bro go stun him, i go frost byte him den frost nova, ian go searing him.
den we say:" WHOS DYING NOW? WHOS DYING?!"
HAHAHA.
but got one stranger vry power.
come our base do one mass charm all our creeps convert to him.
fark sia.
dne ian tawt its ours den go folo them.
suddenly dey turn around and whack him! LOL.

ian jus msged. say wan go wif me 2nyte play again..
too bad la. i dun wan get addicted. me gud boy. :P
i love the phrases 'killin spree! monster kill! unstoppable! god like!' all in my name.
so honourable
but sadly, i killsteal one. HAHA

this morning saw mei mei at LRT.
siao siao one. see me only smile lyk idiot. HAHA.
den first tym see her alone. read book. NERD!
haha. kidding. dun tk it to ur cork.

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

dota. my forte. my foot.

2005-06-05T16:48:00.000+08:00

so sian.
wana go play dota wif ian and jon.
but bz man.
maybe tmr ba.
den bring my bro along.
hehehe...
2v2 see who stronger.
but dat cyber dota oso not updated one.
so lousy.
not nice to play one.
but still, wif my formidable skill in playing games, there shudn't be a problem. :P
c u guys.

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

parents.. argh..

2005-06-01T19:07:00.000+08:00

oh great.. my parents are such "SUPPORTIVE" parents.
i show my mum my report book, she saw the lvl position 20, class position 2, L1R5 17, CL F9, she nvr praised anything, jus suan and suan abt my CHINESE.
wtf man. this call parents ah?
i work so hard dun praise instead say wad:" UR CHINESE AH! SLIDE AH! WORK HARDER AH!"
supportive.. yeah, my foot can support beta den them...
den my dad lei, same thing, U THINK UR RESULTS DAM GOOD AH?! LOOK AT UR CHINESE AH!
fuck off.
last yr u fag tell me to work hard on my maths.
now it frm D7 go to A2, where's my reward? or even a praise?
ur career oso not going vry well, therefore u got no rights to tell me wad to do.
all u complain abt is: "I SLOG SO HARD AH.. I SUFFER SO MUCH AH.."
beta still:" PAPA TREAT U ALL VRY GUD HOR.." yeah ryte. very good.. my toes are holding back their laughter.
im sick of this man. my parents only noe howta point out de bad points.
even when de bad points turn gud, they dun gif a damn abt it.
its lyk, all they care is abt demoralizing me.
last yr she say get gud results get to play 2 tyms a day.
now where isit?
nvr come out of her mouth at all.
and guess wad she will say when she sees this?
oh it jus slipped my mind.
and u noe wad i will say?
u dun treasure anything u tell us. everything jus SLIPS away frm ur mind.
i finally can vent it all out on this blog. so thankful it exsist. ahhhhhhh....

AnGrY.PunKisH.NooB.Pte.Ltd

bah chou meeee

2005-05-30T13:38:00.000+08:00

today not a gud day.
woke up in the morning wif my hands under my chest.
was pressing on it, no blood circulation.
took it out and felt lyk 500 needles being fired at me.
brushed teeth, eat breakfast, msg ppl, bathe, read newspaper, laze around.
den went out for lunch.
went to ang mo kio for ba chou mee.
ate one bowl. not enuff, but resist.
den drive back.
on de way stare at ppl inside cars and taxi.
i give the innocent look at them. hahaha.
den reaching home dat tym saw so many greenridgeans going to greenridge.
panicked. was anxious to get out of de car.
den saw a dog at the dump sniffing.
decided to stare at it and observe its movements.
realized it was a female one wif 8 nipples. lol.
den suddenly one ghost poped up.
MELLISA CHAN!
scare me. both our face lyk jus saw a monster lidat. den faster turn away.
den get out of car nvr walk to lift.
scared she still there.
my heart is made of grass, cannot tk too much shock one.
den walking to lift dat tym suddenly low blood pressure.
culdnt see for 4 secs.
all blacked out. den woke up again.
i duno how long will i haf to live wif this.
k gtg play now. hehe.

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

blah blah blah....

2005-05-29T15:06:00.000+08:00

in the past.. i used to go around tellin ppl to update their blogs.. now.. im being told by my own 'duaghter' to update it.. fine.. update lor. no big deal anyway. k. updated. gud bye. haha. k la.. erm.. friday took results. felt regret. regret not putting a little more effort b4 exams. cos u see, this one girl in my class called xuanmin got first place. her avg was 66.sumtin... my avg was 64.2.. its lyk, wtf!! i got second cos i lost to her by 2 marks. omg. haha. den lvl position 20/99.. not top ten percent. sigh.. duno how mei mei doing. duno how nu er doing. duno wad going on in other ppl's lyf anymore. look at me, gud in studies but a useless person in socialising. now got new problem. watch madascasca(wadeva) or episode III better? i duno sia.. feel lyk laufing but oso fel lyk enjoying combat all dat kinda stuff. aiya! nvm la! WATCH BOTH LOR... hahahaha...

NoT.So.PunKisH.NooB.AnYMorE.Pte.Ltd

sick sicker sicky

2005-05-25T10:51:00.000+08:00

ytd go polyclinic. stupid sia. service so slow. if any of u going to chua chu kang polyclinic request not to see dr helen kang. she dam slow. other doctors reach 2276 she still at patient number 2061. and den one patient tks lyk 10 mins to come out. anyway, i was diagnose wif fever, cold, sore throat, and cough. got 2 days mc. i wud lyk to thank my cousin ben for not informin me he was sick when i said i was going over. this enabled me to fall seriously ill and skipped school. nah... im jus being sarcastic. nvr kip in touch wif con for so long. duno wad happening. frm wad i understand frm her tagboard: she asked for 27325 wif xiaoyu. wad de hell man. i tawt she wana luv him 4eva one. maybe dis is wad ian says: LOVE-COMPLICATION. HAHAHAHA!! oh look. preena's online. both of us sick wif 2 days mc. kool. suffer de same fate somemore. except dat she has headache too. k gtg.

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd
I'm Xuan, not Gab

not so gud. not so gud at all

2005-05-20T14:23:00.000+08:00

how man.
first tym got stress abt wad to do.
abt wad game to play.
-.-"
a3, wc3, RO, TS..
which one..
haiya jus focus on a3 first la.
my avg results drop.
last term 70+.
now only 63, not even 65.
den L1B4 used to be 11.
now its 14.
L1R5 used to be 15.
now its 17.
haiz.. nearly 18.
nvm. regret now oso useless.
gonna work hard nex term.
but for now, its play hard tym! muwahahahahaaaaaa...
im hearing things abt this one guy backstabbing some other guy.
duno wad's his motive.
wad can he get frm backstabbing?
more energy? grow taller? haha!

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

sad man

2005-05-18T17:30:00.000+08:00

exams are over, ITS PLAY TYM! muwahahaha...
jus woke up frm a long nap.
feel so rejuvenated, but 2nyte wun be able to slp liao.
oh well, dey broke up.
all i can say to her is, i told u so.
who tell u make holdin hands such a chore.
sad case.
dad bought appleseed dvd for us.
dam nice sia de graphics.
de story line is nice.
de girls in it look 95.5555% real.
ERHEM!
this term exam results dun look vry gud.
highest only got a2, and my emath dropped to b3.
need 5 more marks.
actually can get those marks
its ms liew. dat ***
she go minus 6 marks away for "oh, u haf to show de statement to show u understand my dear."
i mean, WAD FUCKIN STATEMENT U WANT?! I UNDERSTAND DE QN, I GOT THE ANSWER, AND DAT PROVES MORE THAN 100% DAT I SO FUCKING UNDERSTAND IT!!!
end up my add maths beta den ele maths. duno howta face my parents.
now i understand why so many ppl suicide, its bcos of teachers lyk her!
its lyk, cmon, my work, wtf must i show u i understand? to waste my tym? i got the answer, give me the full 5 marks!
den chinese, haha, dun need say.
i suck in it for a long tym liao.
i got 101/90. kiddin
its 900/90. kiddin again.
its 21/90. and im not kiddin anymore.
lauf lauf lauf. go ahead.
i dun mind or care anymore abt chinese.
social studies just pass 1 mark.
write so long only get 5 marks -.-"
combined science got a2.
english, a2 oso.
but i heard frm gx dat shaun did quite badly sia.
well, his not de only one.
ryte ornot? moo? haha.
gtg eat. later play a3 wif nephew.

I.Love.Anime

add maths so hard..

2005-05-12T14:17:00.000+08:00

add maths paper 2day.
sure die.
but duno if will fail.
mad one la, haven learn ln yet dey go test.
hearsay its dat stupid ms tan teach de china pupils set one.
bloody hell.
make me lose 6 marks juz lidat.
ARGH! well ytd cous exam ova.
so gud. st pat start earlier.
if we started earlier too i'd be playin comp now. sighs..
ok go try sneakin into games lo. haha.
oh yea, lyk de way i put de font? haha!

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

2005-05-11T14:32:00.000+08:00

the first thing i heard when i woke up at 2p.m. this afternoon.
IAN!!! frm down stairs.
he go irritate ppl again. same ol thing. haha.
oh well.. nth to say. bye..

haiz...

2005-04-29T14:10:00.000+08:00

oh well.
somebody startin to get a lil too cold 4 me.
expected de la.
im writing dis cos i noe she's so far away frm me now dat she dun even visit dis blog.
when she stead wif him i noe dat our frenship carn stay de same way liao.
duno whether she stil wans de 7 purple ornot.
she cold to me oso gud la.
at least dat felo wun think she's flirting.
more devoted to him oso gud.
im being sacrificed now. haha.
but wad i carn stand is going into wc3 without seeing de wui family nor de byrnes.
so lonely now in wc3.
ian dun wana play online de.
can someone juz go get dat cd and play wif me?
sick of playin random team games oredy.
i wana play wif someone i noe.

exams are comin.
why carn dey make it de entire wk of dis wk and de nex?
wad 4 drag.
den at least de byrnes can play comp and so can i.
den i wun feel so darn lonely again!
listened to X-files.
vry nice.
nex wk put in blog.
but for now, changed 2 THE KILLERS: somebody told me.
got sick of MortalKombat.

Laz nyte at a really bad dream.
i dreamt i was at de stairs near de hall.
den i was standing in a fyting pose, de one dat kyo does in KOF.
den there was dis guy, fist up to his eye level, and his mouth shaped in a fukin way.
de he launched a punch, i grabbed it, pull him 2wards me and sent an elbow up his nose.
den de nex scene was, i appeared in de GO wif my parents.
dat guy was bleeding.
i carn c his face.
and de principle was there.
but its not mdm heng.
i duno who dat is.
den mornin woke up, saw my horoscope sayin something lyk: yesterday's matter will surface today. please warn those around you.
something lidat.
so i tawt my dream, shit, am i gona beat someone up out of anger?
got so scared, prayed hard, and nth happened 2 me 2day.
stupid lifepage horoscope.
useless crap.
all lies.
hai... gtg.
think my folks gona nag soon.
cya guys.
stay healthy for ur exams k :)

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

its gona rain!

2005-04-28T17:00:00.000+08:00

oohhhh...
look at de sky.. flooded wif clouds..
look at my head...
so neat.. so cooling. haha.
2day math mock exam.
managed to finish all.
hopefully can get distinction.
nah.. carn be.. not so smart. haha.
quite hard.
got one 4 marks qn totally gone.
cos carn find a freaking way to factorize it.
den ian gif up hope.
nvr finish go hand up liao.
haha.
den 5 min later i finish.
go msg him. no reply.
den looked at de gate. 3 girls and a guy.
my eyesight failin me.
at first i tawt i saw ian, steph, alexis and den carn see de fourth one.
anyway, found something 4 u guys.
digets this.

Take that women= shopping X money---- eqn 1
Take that shopping= money--- eqn 2
sub eqn 1 into eqn 2
therefore:
women = money X money
women = money^2 --- eqn 3
Take that money = evil^1/2 --- eqn 4
sub eqn 3 into 4
women = (evil^1/2)^2
women = evil^2/2
therefore women = evil

haahaha...
its nicer if i write it out.
anyway, gtg for tuition. bye

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

bad luck?

2005-04-25T22:01:00.000+08:00

a series of unfortunate events.
im not tokin abt de movie.
nor de book.
its my lyf.
firstly, went to eat laksa on sunday.
phone rang while i was eatin.
splashed some laksa on my shirt.
second thing, sprained my ankle.
nex, went cyclin in east coast.
de chain came off while cycling, i naturally lost balance and-- u shud noe wad happened.
pants got 3 holes, leg now got one big scar.
carn move properly.
carn bath properly.
carn do pumpin.
pus kips comin out.
mom says its normal.
dun let me tk mc.
WHY?!!?!!?!?!?!?!
den biwen find problem wif me.
push here push there.
den my knee cap pain.
haiz...
i scared later leg needa amputate.
but of cos i hope not la..
anyways, i can cycle without hand le!
woohoo!
but carn go straight one.
will go left and ryte.
can go circus liao. lol.
k. quite late.
oh look, desperate hse wyf.

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

GO TO HELL MATHEW!

2005-04-23T16:10:00.000+08:00

I SO FUCKING HATE MATHEW CHAN ZHENDA!
U CAN GO TO HELL FOR ALL I CARE!
GO JUMP OFF DE FLAT!
GO!
SINCE U DUN FEAR ANY OF US!
FUCK NUT!
U DESERVE TO DIE IN A THOUSAND NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS ON UR HEAD U FAGGOT!
IF EVA ONE DAY MOM DIES OF ANGER, U BETA PRAY HARD!
COS IM GONA STAB U TO DEATH U FAG!!
here's de whole damn thing.

he play warcraft.
he let me watch.
so i suggested stretegies.
he took it up.
den juz b4 he died, i told him to use my final stretegy.
he ignored.
and den he died.
after he died i told him: aiya, if u used mine hor, cud haf at least by ur fren sometime.
he straight away shout: not ur business la! u oso not playin!
i did not shout at him, furthermore i was sayin it nicely.
dat make me felt so fucked up, i shouted eh, dun need shout ryte bapok!
he den called me bapok.
den i ask him wad does dat make u den?
macho man isit? more muscle den me ah?
den he nth to say. and kept staring.
i stop, he still stare.
so wana gorge his idiotic eyes out.
he noes i carn lay hands on him.
so he shout all he wans.
and my dad slpin.
cos last nyte came back late.
and he still heartlessly shout.
den turn on his fuckin tap water.
make himself look pathetic.
but dis tym it din work.
cos he was at fault.
its lyk, so obvious.
den after dat ok liao.
back to normal.
eat tea brk.
after dat i come back frm washin dishes he straight away tell me flat: put de shoes in de toilet.
nvr even say a word kor and pls or even looked at me.
nvm. REN.
den i came back.
rmbrin my mom tellin me de yam cake was too soft i suggested dat she heat it up for de water content to evaporate.
den she was askin me why? wads de theory.
den dat fuckin bro of mine muz cut in.
"this one so hard oredy."
nvm. i tell him go c de situation first b4 commenting.
den he repeated dat phrase again.
WA LAO! INFURIATING!
TK MY WORDS AS WAD?! WIND AH?!
i shouted back de same thing den went off to pee.
den i heard my mum tellin him nicely wad she complained oredy and asked him wtf he tokin abt.
den de tap went on again.
cry n cry again.
after dat i went back in de room.
he straight away agitate me.
shout IS HE IRRITATE ME FIRST RYTE!
I PLAYING FHE KIP TELLIN ME WAD TO DO!
TELL HIM SHUDDUP HE STILL TOK!
wa lao eh..
fuck ryte?
he since when tell me shuddup?
i since when irritate him?
den i went in, wana ignore him.
he still shout at my mom.
say whole world against him.
comon lor.
he shout shout shout.
cry cry cry.
my mum juz tell him shuddup only.
den muz act lyk baby.
so i fed up. go shout at him.
either u shuddup now or my fist will go up ur ass!
he not scared kip shouting.
i abt to go hit him my mom stop me.
den u noe wad dat farker did?
tk out his specs and throw at my feet.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
den u noe wad his excuse was?
he throw it on de sofa and it flew to me.
comon.
I WAS STARIN AT HIM DE WHOLE TYM!
WAN THROW ADMIT IT LA FAG!
THROW AT DE SOFA WILL SO ACCURATE HIT ME ONE AH?!
den specs i think spoil(carn be bothered).
he accuse me of kickin it.
kanina.
u throw at my feet i wan wok off of cos hit it abit la.
CAN WHACK IT UNTIL BRK MEH?!
even if i hit it on purpose it wud sure fly to de wall and smash one ryte?
somemore it only moved one tile.
den now my mum sore throat cos kip shoutin shuddup tyo him.
he purposely dun wan shuddup.
my mum tokin to me he still shout shout lyk a mad dog.
mum oredy said each will haf a turn to tell me ur side of story.
and he still shout lyk an idiot on de lose!
i so wana stab him now.

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

not such a gd day

2005-04-20T20:47:00.000+08:00

AIYO!!
guess wad?
I LEFT MY A MATH BK IN SCHOOL!
HOWTHEFUCK AM I GONA DO IT?!
shit man.
so 4getful.
broke my swear btw.
go play bball.
and my punishment?
some clumsy guy threw de ball in my face.
ouch man.
now got a scar in btwn my eyes.
but quite fun actually.
din realise i grown so tall.
manage to cover sam's ball. haha.
den come back so darn tired.
went bath den fell dead on de bed.
woke up 6.
watched dragonball.
so stretchy one.
gotta do chinese liao la. bye.

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

sighs...

2005-04-18T21:08:00.000+08:00

haiz..
i juz duno why.
wheneva i blog all de hatred comes to me.
lyk juz 10 secs ago b4 i calmed myself.
i was thinkin how fuked up jonathan was to me durin DnT.
" u wan me beat u? vry funi isit?"
den he pushed me in de left chest.
i wanted to retaliate.
budden behind him got de granite thingy.
so if his back crushed on dat, its gud bye lively hood.
so, i guess im not gona blog for awhile.
beta calm myself frm all these nonsensical rubbish things.
haha.
started RO. waitin for cuz to call.
cya.

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

ouch. and ouch back to u

2005-04-16T13:05:00.000+08:00

im so dumb. my fingas got clamped at de window grill. aiyaya...
ytd sports day. jus sit there. AND LAUF AT CONNIE! nah.. kiddin haha.
so bored. go crack dumb sick jokes wif lionel. lame. me n harrick juz kip pushin him to each otha lyk tennis ball.
haha. poor guy. THE MIDA MAN.
den wok to all de houses. find ian. found gx by accident. lol.
when tok to him de words mostly is chee bye one.
chee bye here chee bye there. so vulgar.
den not sure whether is he droppin hint ornot la.
duno wad he said den i got de idea im gona need my fist soon.
lyk i got de idea somehow sam gona find fault wif me liao.
den hearsay jon go add bullshit to my action.
if i in trouble i first one to kill him.
nvm. 4get abt all those.
juz gona steer away frm dem.
and juz stay wif baboon, jackass and satanblade. haha.
de more innocent ones.
wad so fun abt beatin others?
gona pick up slkf soon.
need self def.
and now, its tym for me to kill some americans!... in warcraft.

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

funny day

2005-04-14T21:49:00.000+08:00

2day not bad la. quite a nice day. kip laufing. HAHAHA. assembly worse. stomach cramp. b4 assembly sec 1 n 2 at hall for duno wad science thing. den my class go early make noise. kip shoutin out answer. haha. den got one qn was, wad are de primary colours? hilmi go shout BALCK WHITE AND RAINBOW! i worst. red blood cell come frm where? PENIS! WAHAHA! shark is wad category? HUMAN! LOL. den after dat turn up and saw 2 ghostly creature. SHAO MEI AND DIANA! lol. make up so thick. den i think i saw dem covering their faces. den dat guy come out dat tym we go shout EH POPE! HAHA. stupid louis. dancer shake bacside dat tym ian kip sayin dey where vibrater. HAHAHA. watch halfway saw azhar sittin, hands at de back of his head, smiling, STEAMING! LOL. FANTASIZING! HAHAHA!! den tuition 2day not bad la de test. i got 30/40. gud ryte? haha. but yixiang failed. den not happy. after class juz go straight home. aiya. carn blame him. b4 test say get 30+. haiya. but school test he sure beat me one lor. haha. k gtg. bought RO btw. gona start on june. BATTLE ACO, HERE I COME!

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

sick man

2005-04-12T21:56:00.000+08:00

WoAh.. u expect me to apologise to u ah? anyway wads ur prob? all we asked was for u to play wif us. den u said no. so wad if mat teased u abit? muz u pull me into de soup? den u msged me. i was studyin 4 my english CT. how on ur dam anus did u get de idea i was in de quarrel? oh. i noe. ASSUMPTION.
2day ok la. not so bad. jus dat still carn get de juniors to listen. darius dey all still lyk stone. threaten to pump dem if dey dun move their ass oso no reaction. lyk ppl jus woke up frm de mental hospital lidat. den all dey tok abt is soccer. and soccer. and more soccer. haha. shaun and kim seng lei, kip runnin away 2 kick ball. OSO SOCCER! shun say let dem off, giv dem face. k lor. not my prob oso wad anyway. nex week got physical test. i kip askin myself. does de girlies hafta do dis kinda tez? i dun think so. and its dam unfair. lim beng thiam made us plan for de girl's camp too. i was lyk, WAD?! let dem do demself la. unfair lor. their training no physical one. always c dem go stadium play one. den dey competition if win can get mac treat. we lei? well, we will be given a chance to convert oxygen into carbon dioxide on stage. unfair lor. haiya. nvm la. gotta slp liao.

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

CT result not gud la- its dam gud. :)

2005-04-05T21:20:00.000+08:00

dis yr result not bad sia.
combined science got 71.5.
E-maths get pretty high.
40/50.
ONLY.
cud get 42.
but liew liew dun wana giv me de dam 2 marks.
its lyk, factorization and i factorized oredy, jus dat de answer is diff.
but when i expand it, it goes back to normal.
and she still dun wana giv it to me!!!
i dun care. tml i go pester her again. muwahahaha.

oh yea, ppl, if u wana noe how pussy de pussy boy is, look at my tagboard.
under de name u suck.
its dat pussy benjamin byrne.
see? and he stil dun wanna admit his pussy.
so scared until he has to use u suck as a name.
dun let me see u again pussy.
mark my words, ass of de world.

now A-math learnin LOG.
de chapter when u chop trees down and count de rings inside.
nah.. jk.
its a complicatin type of math solution.
where de powers are thrown every where.
and a certain combination of it givs u 0.
lucky i learnt in tuition b4.
otherwise head crack oso wun understand wad teacher sayin.

legs tired, eyes wana close.
badminton jus simply drains me.
or am i jus gettin old.
maybe i am.
maybe im not.
maybe im really closer to RETIREMENT!!!
WOOHOO!!! BOOYEAH!!!
hahaha.. wait long long.

GueSS.whO
PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

CT OVA! BOO YEAH!!

2005-04-04T20:11:00.000+08:00

so long no blog le cos of CT.
dam stress.
result come out beta be gud.
study so hard nvr on comp durin weekdays.
heard 3e1 got vry high marks 4 math.
dun think we can get so high ba.
shawn got 39/40 for a math.
how can it be sia. so smart meh?
or isit ong giv dem hints liao?
haiz.. hope e math can score well.
if below 30 hor, i really will wanna kill somebody.
nah, maybe jus murder some footmen in warcraft ba.
LoL.
vick once told me she see my blog daily.
end up she doesn't.
i posted de thing abt ur bro and my bro quarelled b4 wad.
den de dum msgs dat pussy sent me.
and i nvr scold me scardy cat, i scolded him pussy.
its 2 different things.
haha.
k, go see if i can go play comp now. hope can
after all, i suffered enuff staring at de comp wif nth on de screen during de CT.
haha. oh, ian, noti noti ah u. LoL.

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

FUCKUP!!!!!

2005-03-30T16:46:00.000+08:00

woah.
so many ppl i noe sort of goin into satanism.
actually. only 2.
one's ben, i think. the other, who else?
saw ben's blog.
grim reaper. creepy.
de whole world turnin to de dark side.
den newspaper oso report got one guy heard someone tokin to him.
den go murder his ol school mate.
even mei mei blog music turn to organ.
wads wrong wif ppl nowadays?
here's something i heard frm my mum and class mates.
CLASSMATES: satan and god fought. satan lost, and vowed to come back.
MUM: while buddha meditated, satan attempted to change his mind. den dey fought(duno how), but buddha won(de indian prince). den satan told buddha: i will return to dis world as a religious leader and make ppl think im ryte.
dat frightened me.
satan come back?
i think he oredy did.
in a form of an islamic leader.
de founder of JI, terrorist grp.
dats sort of explains why de smoke durin 911 was satan.

btw ppl, TODAY TOTALLY SUX!
despite cutting my hair to minimize distraction, studyin so hard de day b4 and prayin hard laz nyte,
I DUN THINK IM GONA PAST DE FUCKIN AMATH CT!!
stupid sets.
tuition teacher nvr go through alot on dat.
KOH oso nvr really make us practice on dat.
den ONG go make dat qn.
7 MARKS GONE!!!
WTF MAN!
den still got sketch graph one.
all my coordinates all wrong.
de curve was a stupid lookin one.
sure fail.
den jurel go spray black hair spray on my hair.
make it so BLACK!!!
den de other parts can see my skin.
so ugly.
den my head itch throughout de CT.
fuck sia. unfair lor.
wad de hell is wrong wif me.
i knew it all.
i studied so hard.
but things go so wrong.
maybe i juz need a large dose of warcraft.
or mos probably some one has turned to satan to make my lyf hard.
who else can it be but pussy cat?
grim reaper summore.
there shud be sum kinda repelent or sumtin.
k study for geog.

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PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

ben de shit face pussy

2005-03-27T15:45:00.000+08:00

wow. ben. u suck.
down ryte pussy cat.
dun even dare to challenge mat ah?
and say me gangster?
comon.
u think u so smart.
do u even noe wad gangster means?
let me ENLIGHTEN u smart guy.
it means a member of a gang.
do i haf one?
oh and ppl, here's wad he said and wad i said.

Pussy: fine u want to side your bro then i quit playing Warcraft with u two cause i dun want to quarrel anymore so you want say i chicken out scared fine butgod knows how i feel.

ME: Shuddup la.. Excuses only. U dare u go 1On1 wif mat la. I bet u sure wun one. Number1, u giv excuses one. Number2, ur too pussy to tk e challenge. PUSSY!

Pussy: Say lar i dun care say all you want. I lose also i lose nothing. But u bet if mat lose he will make excuses. But i wont. This is my last message. Pussy bros

ME: we not pussy. wad example isit dat makes us pussy, stupid pusy cat?

Pussy: Well the guilty ones are you two. I learn to forgive and forget. I guess u two dun have the heart. Amen

Me: Wad heart? wad u tokin? 4giv and 4get? My FOOT ah! U jus makin excuses, lyk i said, to chicken out of this. N i asked wad makes us pussy. U carn find e reason isit? We carn stand u since laz yr. U kept thinkin ur ryte, n e whole world is wrong.

Pussy: Nvm say wad u want. I wont quarrel back. See who becomes a greater person next time

Me: Eh. dun wan fyte back? wad r u? chicken? so now wad? not gona fyte him? or too scared to get e cd?

Pussy: No too scared that i will become bad person. I not a gangster who everything also get taunt. I now rites and wrongs. Gd bye. Cousin..

Me: WAD?! i gangster? u vry clever ryte? gonna be a GREAT person ryte? den go brush up ur english! check out e word gangster. its a member of a GANG. still think u big? Lyk i said, ur too scared and tryin to chicken out of everythin. Dare not get cd frm ur mom isit? Anyway, u msg me first. u started it.

Pussy: Well i started saying i wanted to stop. You started insulting me. Anything to say. Gd bye

Me: Sry hor. U think wad? U wan stop? JOKE OF THE CENTURY! its bullshit. Btw, u stil haven ans me yet. why dun wan 1 on 1? scared ryte? As always.. No answer means yes.

and as usual, he nvr replied aft dis.
anyway guys, 1on1 as in warcraft, not fist to fist.
and he still too pussy to tk up de challenge.
and u noe wad? its against my bro, YOUNGER den him!
so i tawt, why wud he not tk de challenge.
and the reason is( drumroll )
HIS TOO FUKIN SCARED TO ASK HIS MOM FOR DE WARCRAFT CD!!
TAH DAH! and there u haf it, benjamin gerald byrne de coward.
and first thing first, he msg me, i oso nvr tok to him or anythin at all.
he chat wif my bro my prob ah?
why msg me for?
i his wad? human messenger ah?
and as for the first msg, i dun noe how the fuck he got de idea i side my bro.
i was outside doing my studies for CT.
and he ASSUME dat i noe wad was going on btwn dem.
say ppl lyk to assume?
he oso.
nvr check de facts.
i gangster ryte?
den u beta not let me see ur face.
or its a natural appointment wif my knuckles.

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

mock test? not vry gud.

2005-03-26T12:10:00.000+08:00

i felt disgusted ytd..
first thing, i msg ppl, dey dun reply.
dat, its minor.
de second thing.
i go lot one.
so many ppl.
all kip staring at me.
wads wrong wif me?
vry nice to stare isit?
den i realised, must be my neck.
SO LONG ONE!!
den in LRT.
i look down.
ppl look at me.
i look at them.
dey look away.
i look down again.
dey stare at me.
i stare at them.
their eyes look somewhere else.
den got one old man.
mus be go tk duaghter's hp and check msgs.
check ok liao.
still go see de music.
den go play so loud lyk nobody business lidat.
summore u noe wad song? wo shi mao by SHE.
den still got the reason by hoobastank.
all poly ringtones.
only girl den will download dis stuff.
where got a grown ah pei got dl dis kinda music.
nowadays, really no privacy.
i leave hp at home duno whether my parents go see one ornot.

k ppl. im a father.
i have a uterus and a penis which created dat baby alone.
JUST KIDDIN!
dis duaghter of mine appeared out of de yellow, i mean purple, or maybe i meant blue.
haha.

jus now went for mock test.
eastimated can get 25/40.
second qn 7 marks all wrong.
damit man.
wonder how much mei mei can score.
hmm..
maybe 31? carn be, she where got so clever one.
say 35 den reasonable la..
haha. AS IF!
LoL.
actually can do beta.
but my back kip aaching cos carn lean back.
den stupid nick ang kip shakin his leg, shake de whole table.
yong wei kip cancelling de thing make so much noise one.
den marvin breath lyk snore lidat.
how to do properly?!
argh.. k. hungry hungry.
very very,
hungry vry,
vry hungry.
lame. stupid camp cheer i still rmb so clearly.
cos it gave me goosebumps.
k la. go eat lo.

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

so sian

2005-03-24T22:06:00.000+08:00

saturday got add maths mock test.
shit man.
if fail den means dat i needa study harder.
study harder means 2 things, stress and no warcraft.
NO MSN NO BLOGSPOT NO NTH!
just de pen, de pencil, de eraser, de paper and de qn.
feel vry sian la..
de whole day so many things happen but i carn rmb anything to say.
oh yea.. 2day got one kuku kia pop out frm no where in de band and played de recorder.
and her name is...(drum roll)... i duno.
i duno her. too embaressing liao.
haha jk.
CONNIE WEEEEEEEEE!!!
i mean wui.. my sista, de f** girl.
den ian play de drums.. his face lyk, wa piang, bu shuang.
den sat 2 person apart frm fishlips.
and he's lyk, after de WINTER finish liao den he notice dat steph was there.
WTF MAN! blur ryte?! sumore is saiful tell him one..
den b4 assembly ms yong lesson.
she complain abt her form class..
say ian kip singin OOPS I FARTED AGAIN!
LOL. den kip immitating BO HAO's voice.
Sam lei, she say he cowardly ass hole.
she said de word ASS HOLE u noe?!
women after marriage becomes vulgar. LoL.
den she say fishlips.
cos sam go pour water at mrs tan siew heng.
den nvr say sry, so she kik up big fuss..
ltr lei, miss yong say sam dat tym fishlips go say:
wads de big deal? its jus a lil water only wad..
and she told us wad fishlips was lyk when u pour water on him:
ooi! vry funny isit?!
LOL.
fark sia.
den heard frm rong sen dat yong nex wk gona bring 3e2 to comp lab.
den 3e3 lei?!
NOT FAIR!
this whole yr only go library once.
comp lab once.
AVA twice.
cos of all de farkin teachers.
lazy to book de dam lab.
-.-"

2day after tuition bought some fries to munch.
den rongsen+me go sit 246 void deck.
talk half way suddenly got one black cat appear.
mew until vry pathertic, den feed some lor.
den after awhile it came mewing again.
so we gave more fries.
but it nvr eat dem.
so we wondered wad was going on.
suddenly it juz walked to de drainage pipe there and started to go around it.
wad was in de pipe? water.
de fries were salty. it was THIRSTY!
den rongsen so farnie.
so panicky kip sayin SHIT HOW?
den u noe wad he did ornot?
run to de puddle, step step jump jump den run back, den kip jumpin on one spot.
make it wet for de cat to drink.
but de cat scared of him run away liao.
haha.

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PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

sweating... argh...

2005-03-23T21:37:00.000+08:00

ytd shaun kana pump. connie heart ache. LoL. i tawt he macho man? wahaha.
anyway, ytd badminton community came 2getha..
cracked our heads..
and dey made gave me de most STRESSFUL post, de VICE CAPTAIN!
its not a gud thing..
my badminton skill is lyk, vry weak..
im only gud at physical training..
stupid kim seng.. arghh....
woah.. jus drew sumtin at my moles...
haha.
u noe its lyk 1 dot one my back palm, one at my backhand and one at my biceps..
i juz added one dot, one nose and a mouth to each of it.
and wa la! a smiley face! LoL.

haiz.. ppl mood so down, lyf so unhapy, only mine lyk no complains..
eh, wait, got one.
i too skinny.
yeap.
tooooo skinny..
i needa grow fatter..

a few hrs ago, in de toilet.
stripped.
luk at mirror.
saw something.
MY PIMPLE!!
haha. jkjk.
its armpit hair.
which means im gona stink, and sweat more easily..
lyk ryte now...
im sweating while typing.
and its windy..
AND IM WEARING SLEEVLESS SUMORE!!!
aiya. go search music lo..

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

red faced lobster

2005-03-22T19:43:00.000+08:00

HAHAHA!!!
Shaun kana pump. LoL.
its not de punishment dats funny.
its de aftermath.
here's wad happened.
victor was skippin.
45,46,47, oops!!
haha! here's when shaun comes in.
skipping rope coming up, shaun legs appears frm de blue, and stops de rope!
den de rope whacked victor's head. Lol.
teacher saw, shaun act(vry gud acter btw) say WAD HAPPENED?
lol. den at first kana sentenced 5 pump.
but he kip saying WAD I DO? den teacher increase.
increase to 15. 3 tyms.
haha. 15 small fry ryte? wrong.
he stopped at 10, lim told him to.
cos his face, ALL RED!
lyk lobster. LoL.
den izzac lei, smiling away at one corner.
chee bye one la he.
lauf lauf lauf.
his ass has an appointment wif my fist.
kk. stop here. came back late. gotta do hw.
AHHHHHHHRRRGGGGG!!!!

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

to steph. and de ppl around?

2005-03-21T17:38:00.000+08:00

hey.
sry hor steph.
u dun noe much.
u think its juz me and moo?
den, u noe little.
aiya. not insult la.
juz tell u straight ok?
b4 he got beaten up hor, alot of ppl buay ta han him liao.
dats why bi wen go hantam him.
btw, i dun h8 him.
juz dun wana be CLOSE frens.
anyway, de reasons:
1) he flirts too much(other ppl tell me one)
2) he think he rugby can go bang ppl shoulders(oso other ppl say one)
3) he boot licks teacher (OSO other ppl say one)
4) he sabotage my cow.
5) he flirt can. but he flirted wif my cow's stead!!
kk. i think these reasons shud be enuff ryte?
and my class hor, those who "are" his gud frens hor..
actually, amazingly, go say him to thomas until lyk, wa, dam guai lan.
dats when i tawt he is those kind one.
all along i tawt he only wif me dat tym guai lan.
cos look down on me mah..
but in de end, he treats ppl fairly, GUAI LAN!
haha.
duno how much guai lan he is.
but frm wad i think, most ppl r exaggerating.

2day mei mei nvr tok to me.
T_T...
i go her class say hi! she juz say hi..
fan dui wo..
haha.
den i juz say her starting to grow fat only she kip quiet.
all ignore me.
muz be shaun make her do it one.
muz haf threaten her to brk if she eva tok to me.
haiz..
cos, it all startin to make sense.
i usually msg 3 diff person askin abt hw.
out of de 3, she sure to be de ONLY one replyin.
but now lei, she nvr even bother to reply.
haiya..
if shaun REALLY got threten her den dats really selfish lor.
how can lidat one.
no zi you.
u may ask why i think lidat.
cos its when he did threaten con, den my lil secret became a known thing.
he even teased me openly.
but, lets not tok abt it.
its ppl choice whether dey do it ornot.
nature will punish him.
for his big mouth, and controlling someone.
maybe nex lyf he will be under connie's command.
haha. maybe nia.
but if its really gonna happen, den, MEI MEI JIA YOU!
haha.
kk.. stomach's callin me liao.
but when i picked up de fone,
no one was there.
cos de fone din ring at all!

PunKisH.Pte.LTd

lucifer? buddha better. haha

2005-03-20T16:15:00.000+08:00

wa.. long tym no blog lo.
anyway juz saw ian's blog.
piang eh. tell u not to get interested in satanism liao.
nvm, ur choice lor.
haf dis kinda weird dream.
i read books abt dis kinda occult thing.
dey say once dey get in touch wif dis "dark" things, u will haf sleepless nytes.
either got night mares, hullucinations, or u juz see a guy at ur ceiling smiling at u lyk an idiot.
haha.
so, anyway, ppl, ur star at ur uniform is not a satanic star.
satan's star is de other way round wif a circle around it.
and i read frm some where dat it only works when its 3D.
but this is juz a star dat ppl use in kindergarden to grade lil kids.
so, dun worry, nth going to happen.
ian.. i understand de part where there's me connie and joa in ur dream.
but why suddenly got alexis? haha.

i tmr gona test ian.
see if he oredy get totally blocked out, as in conquered by satan.
lucifer... hmm. kinda sound lyk lucy.
if ian's previous dreams were real, den..
its really tellys wif wad i noe.
his doomed man.
haiz.. try to get out of it nephew.
dun think of gals so much.
its wad he wants.

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

ZzZzZ

2005-03-15T09:47:00.000+08:00

oh well, mum n dad r back.
can only play 1 hr.
sian..
now no one online.
got so many ppl go obs meh??
juz now msg ian he still no reply.
i tawt he not going obs?
haiya.. maybe still slpin lyk barbequed pig ba.
haha.
tym now is 950.
no one's only.
only teresa, my primary sch fren.
shit.. or isit melisa or monasa. shit.
4get liao. haiya.. nvm her.
oso seldom tok one.
ytd adrain tok crap again..
kip copyin conz` trademark, "blehz".
i felt disgusted.
i tawt de word only gal can use, unless his gay.
haha.
den i threaten him, say dat one more tym he will die a horrible death.
he challenge me, test my patients, sent himself to doom.
den i faster tech to glaive throwers, sent my farseer and chain all his footmen down.
dam nice.. den de farel spirit vry fat. lol.
den do silence, all shuddup nvr atk, haha.
after his hero died, i sent my whole base units to his base.
he died of sumtin worse den a tsunami.
a wave of razor sharp glaive de size of .. of.. aiya duno la.
pierced into his keeper's body.
he bagged for mercy, told me to go back.
den he pretend to be con.
kip sayin kor, u atk him ltr he dun let me play lehz..
bs lor. i dun listen.
den he say, u atk him one more tym i tell shaun.
huh? tell shaun? i scared ah?
den he say, i tell shaun tmr, he sure come find u one.
wa piang. wanna say sumtin noe de facts first lor.
SHAUN GO OUTWARD BOUND SCHOOL!
haha. stupid guy.
k la.. stomach pain. must be de carrot cake. cya.

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

so relieved

2005-03-13T19:50:00.000+08:00

IM AT HOME!!
WOOHOO!!!
yeap, which means i had a quarrel wif my mum.
anyway, ian lyk kana out-numbered lidat.
he need my help.
yeap.. free fuel for those who make my nephew angry.
except for girls.
haha. ppl think i small ryte, carn do anyth ryte?
u shall see my "innocent" side soon enuf.
anyway, dis guy hor, dun wanna admit wad he said lor.
den mk somebody think my nephew tok crap.
nvm.. deny all u wan. at most we lose one fren only mah.
she dun believe dat u said dat is ur fortune ok.

today afternoon.
lunch tym.
eat burger, so nice, lyk dat fillet.
DEEP FRIED FISH, wonder if got FISHLIPS inside ornot.
anyway, it was delicious.
den think abt school, den think abt sista, den think abt warcraft.
so i call connie home.
den adrain(her boyfren) pick up.
i act ghost.. here's wad i said:
hello. connie zai mahhh... bu zai ah? den ni shi shui? adrain? oh.. im hun-to.. i wan ur soul..
he freak out, din recognize my voice, den go give his mum.
mama's boy.. haha.
den i did wad i had to do, de most SENSIBLE thing, put down de fone.
haha.
den i call connie hp, act lyk dead man oso, but she cud recognise me.
haha, dats a real sista.
kk.. i go play wif my dear couz now.. BYE!!

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angry angry day(s)(ss)(sss)

2005-03-08T21:24:00.000+08:00

ytd afternoon.
eat dinner.
asked my mum wad tym she sending us 2 de dreaded place on friday.
she said 7.
i asked, so u guys not gonna put us at ben's hs isit?
she shouted back, DUN BE SO THICK SKINNED CAN ORNOT?!
den blah blah blah. den blah summore.
i of course blah blah back la..
den my dad cut in, duno wad my point in de thing hor, jus anyhow say, DUN SO THICK SKIN LA!
n my point is, leave me in dis fuckin home can ornot?!
y muz put me wif someone else when i dun wan it??
why carn u put me wif de ppl i wanna be wif?!
n u noe wad? mat juz kept his mouth shut throughout.
let me fyte one man battle.
i ask u guys out there.
does he deserve to be called my brother?
despite helping him when he make my mom angry, he still lyks to see me being scolded.
u noe why? COS HIS TOO FUCKIN SCARED OF BEING SLAPPED!!
ARGH!!
if he joined me, my mum wud be subdued, den we wun go into combat.
combat as in i stand dere n let her slap.
i carn retaliate, cos she's my mom.
but if she wasnt de one who brought me to dis world, she'd be in hospital by now.
she noe i carn beat her.
den make me control all my fuckin anger.
if i released it, she'd rather die den suffer under my fist.
cos after de quarrel, i punched de wall.
10 times, fury punches, no pain.
she kept pointin her fuken finga at my face.
if someone was to do dat to u, ur reaction is to twist their finga off ryte?
haiz..
wah.. somebody wan 2 get beaten up again sia..
go make my nephew..
if he does it again, i tell sam.
add more fuel, MUWAHHAHAHA!!
BURN BURN BURN!!!
dis tym, i make sure i get to see de whole thing.
duno de meaning of secrets? den go check de fucked up dictionary!
if still dun understand, go buy a beta one, since ur so rich.
monday i giv u face.
u juz walk off dun wanna tok.
fine lor.. up to u..
anyway, found out frm someone.
DEB LYK YI XIONG!!
or isit de other way round?
i think so ba.
how can he compare to me? haha.
buay ba.
k la.. end here. go see ian blog ok liao ornot..

WOOHOO! dun feel gud abt anyth. WOOHOOOOO!!!!
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FUCK IT, FUCK THAT, FUCK IT, FUCK THAT!

2005-03-06T20:06:00.000+08:00

Kids, wad ur abt to hear is a long sentence, packed up wif vulgarities and insults.
please get ur parents here to censor de unwanted parts.
and here we go:
*breathe in*
FUCK THE FUCK'en FUCKERS WHO SAID WE CARN SAY FUCK OUT LOUD IN THE FUCKIN PUBLIC OF THE MOTHA FUCKIN ASS HOLE IN DIS FUCKEN WORLD!!!! KANINABU CHAOCHEEBYE!! HUALA!
makes no sence.
but still, kids, dun learn dis ok?
but if u wan, u can, jus dun tell ur parents u got it frm here k?
anyway, dam angry. FUCK IT!
my mom n dad goin thailand for 4 days. FUCK IT!
im not angry cos of dat. FUCK IT!
im angry cos my folks r throwing me to my 5th aunt hs. FUCK IT!
its lyk, dam boring there. FUCK IT!
here's wad: their comp is pentium 3, but, it is packed wif spywares n pop ups appear when ur playin. FUCK IT!
another thing: i installed a game, seven kingdoms, which is lyk a vry OLD game, which oso means it requires a lttle compatability, lagggged throughout in dat sick sick comp. its lyk, every movement tks 1.5secs.
ARGH!!!

HALO HALO!

2005-03-05T17:37:00.000+08:00

wah.. dis song vry nice sia..
but alot of lyrics i duno, anyone noe?
but wadeva de lyrics are, its still make a vry nice noise. haha
well, 2day, wake up, did physical conditioning..
pump 20 for warm up..
den 40..
den did 2 sets of 50..
den chest there vry pain, lyk wanna tear lidat, so i stopped.
go toilet, tk off shirt, OMG!
one long long vein appear frm my chest all de way down to my palm..
n its lyk, until now still can see abit.
siao la.. i think its called dragon vein or sumtin?
heard got such thing when young dat tym, but not sure.
den asked ben wad tym can play, decided to play at nyte..
dis way, mei mei will be home too n bon MUZ, let her play.
so rarely dat we get to play 2getha, as in ben me n mei mei..
n fyi, IM UNBANNED FROM BNET!!!
CAN PLAY LADDER GAMES LIAO!!
WOOHOO! but dey patch de entire system, which makes my maphack useless..
but nvm, i can live without cheats, yea!
so, around 4 lidat i watched a buddhist video..
abt a true stry of a women being brought to heaven personally by de buddha himself..
duno how true is dat, but i sort of believed it..
still got another one, xing wei fan zuo yong li, which means to every action there's a reverse.
juz lyk a boomarang, u throw it, it comes back.
den in dis stry, a women killed a crab alive and cooked it immediately..
den de spirit of de crab was vry vengeful, din wanna go away.
so it possessed dis women, and de women REALLY acted lyk a crab.
woked sideways on all fours.
but de video started in a vry abrupt manner.
straight away show a monk tokin to de women.
de women's head was down.
and she cud spk, in a vry low voice.
which is mos probably de crab's voice.
de "crab" kept saying:"i wan her to folo me to hell"
den de monk reply was:"NO! u wanna go u go alone, dun drag other's along"
crab:" but she took away my lyf, she ate my body up, i wan revenge"
monk:" if u 2 keep takin away each other's lyf when will it eva end?"
dis conversation went on repeatedly, cos de crab was damn stubborn.
but when dey finally persuaded de crab to go, de departure was vry scary.
first, her fingers crammed up, slowly flatened out her body, lay flat.
den de face showed, DAMN SCARY! her face was lyk, teeth crunching 2getha, eyes tight in pain.
fingers became claws, and slowly she relax, when i say slowly, it really was SLOW.
and since the show started abruptly, it ended abruptly too..
dis stry happened in CHINA, and its dam creepy, de crab actually wanted the women to come along wif it to hell..
so, ben, u now noe y my family dun lyk to order crab when we eat zi cha ryte?
hope u ppl wun feel too afraid to slp after reading dis.. haha!
if u dun tk a lyf away frm another living thing, ur safe.
but ordering crabs dat r alive means u are planning its deathbed.
so ur a sinner if u do dat, who noes, it may huant u.
one more thing, my mum said she duno frm where noe dis:
satan himself told Buddha dat he will come to Earth as a religious leader.
which is quite true. look at islam now.
wad happen to it? it seperated into JI.
the terrorist JI, killin ppl and sending dem to HELL.
chritianity? dey split into CULT.
human sacrifices, completly barbaric and sick cannibles.
if dey wanna sacrifice, y dun dey throw demself in?
so ppl, if anyone ask u to join something dumb, DONT!

juz rmb, be a gud boy boy or girl girl n u wun get into trouble.
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stabbed by a 2m long blade

2005-03-04T14:26:00.000+08:00

this morning lei.. lyk kana pierced by a 2m long blade thrown from a distance of 1km at a spd of 100km/h..
and u noe who was the thrower? steph..
u urself said i dun lyk u, u dun lyk me, not guilty, y muz avoid?
but wad u did dis morning, really disappointed me..
here's wad happen..
i followed Ian to feli there..
tok tok abit den alexis come..
i say hi, she say hello..
purposely go against me ah?!
haha jk..
den soon after, steph came..
b4 dat i wanted to go oredy when alex came, cos tawt bel wif her mah, den so many gals around..
budden she alone i stay lor..
so back to steph came..
she saw me, den i suddenly duno why turn and look at her..
she was behind de car, den i look dat time, she go into hidout instead of wokin towards us.
i was lyk, vry disapointed lor..
so, words flashed through my mind in 2 secs.
they were: since she's here and dun wanna see me, i might as well go and let her join her frens.
so i went off without sayin a thing.
dne walkin off dat time i rmbr her sms: i dun lyk u, u dun lyk me, not guilty, y muz avoid?
i stayed there, juz to giv each other a chance to b frens again, but u showed me dat.
haiya.. dun tok abt dat gal oredy la.. say those words but dun wanna put it into action..
kk, back to life.
joachim now being hated by 3E2 boys.
i was lyk, now den dey hate him?
u noe why i dun lyk him? here's why.
1)durin sec 2 camp laz yr, he discriminated me. used me when i was useful, n nvr ask me to join him whereva he was going wif others.
2)durin DNT, he washed his hands, and DELIBRATELY wiped his WET hands on MY shirt! and its not juz wet, it was DRIPPING wet. mark my words, DRIPPING wet. think im wad? his drying cloth?
so now ppl hate him cos of his guai lan-ness..
worst thing is, he did 2) on other ppl too..
really asking for trouble..
he may say kiddin la, but will ppl take it de same way?
hate nvm, but dey say until wanna bash him..
he's in deep shit, and if u, steph, wanna save him, tell him to be more humble..
rich kid so wad? money is he earn one ah? can so guai lan ah?
even ex 2e3 oso dun lyk him..
only a few la..
carn disclose, anyway, dey said he lyk to find trouble n den say KIDDIN ONLY.
so everything is a joke huh?
how abt i throw him into de monsoon drain when its raining heavily and add in snakes, isit a joke?
well, to me it is. wanna try?

HOPE TO PLAY WIF BEN AND MEIMEI 2GETHA!!!
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kana stabbed by a 58 inch long blade..

2005-03-02T21:55:00.000+08:00

guys..
go c my tag board..
c wad steph said..
is dat a call 4 a cold war?
tell me ppl..
im too dumb to understand..
all i noe is dat dere's a hint in there..
oh yea.. feli oso..
ytd i unblock her 4 awhile..
juz to make use of her hyperness 2 cheer me up..
but she became so blunt..
ok lor, nvm one..
wan me block u i can do it..
changed my blogskin again..
stupid previous skin picture gone..
dun exsist anymore..
now feel lyk playin halo.. wanna kill some aliens..
mood dam bad..
den gx still come irritate me wif his geog questions..
2day after sch 1:30..
came out of class..
walk wif silver dragon..
den caught up wif de gals(2e1)..
tawt dey were gonna say hi, cos dey kept looking..
but dey nvr.. juz turn their back and walk off..
den i look at deb, she look at me, both gong tai tai nvr say a thing..
so juz walk off la..
den at staircase i wanna walk fast fast..
but their butts were so big dat dey took up a huge space..
3 person to a row can make a road block oredy..
so i wanted to go, but scared dey fall down..
i mean, look at them, so thin and short, one push and dey cud brk into pieces..
so end up slowly walk lyk zombie.
den silver dragon so quiet, dun wanna talk..
haiya.. no point going on le la..
so so so.. duno howta say..

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things startin to go back..

2005-03-01T19:56:00.000+08:00

2day nth much happen..
only noe some gud news abt ian..
sista no longer in 'coma' liao..
haha!
den lunch brk we(ian+me) go toilet..
do gay stuff.. jkjk..
we go put wax on rongsen hair.. so kuku lookin..
haha!
den i put some on my front hair..
stand 4 de whole day, quite nice..
tokin abt hair, ian hair 2day so screwed up..
try to make lyk joseph, but not long enuff.
maybe my hair long dat time i go try lor..
muwahahaha...
k.. nth to say here..

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2005-02-28T21:13:00.000+08:00

lyf is gettin beta now..
but still got lots of unwanted holes in it..
lyk ian puttin connie as still in coma..
debo scolding ian all de f words in her blog..
so vulgar sia.. haha.
Steph finally out of my mind..
amazin ryte me?
so fast 4get everything..
but de strongest one is still her, i mean another her..
oh man.. guess im gonna be serious abt her..
haha.. carn bring myself to 4get..
changed de blog.. how's it?
well, i think maybe its too plain..
shud haf some explosions..
hey guess wad..
i carn put a title 4 dis stoopid entry..
its gone.. vanished..
CARN WE JUZ GO BACK TO HOW WE WERE IN 2E1 2004?!?!?!?!
its lyk, deb still happy wif gx..
connie juz started off wif shaun..
ian was wif one of those gals..
samuel was still a guai kia..
but i was bloody hell bad in maths and still controlling my feelings 4 her..
haha.. but still, all de ppl i noe were happy..
and i was still gaying around wif doug.. haha.
k.. gtg.. tml got eng oral presentation..
FUCK UP THAM!
go invent diz kinda dumb things..
go die la..
nth beta to do isit..
syonara! and Be Happy People! (to myself too)

To live with pride is to live with pride, how else obvious u want it??
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frens again? maybe..

2005-02-25T15:29:00.000+08:00

last nyte tok it out wif him on msn..
okok.. all my fault..
sry for:
makin u think i was flirting wif feli..
makin u think i was takin her away frm u..
makin joachim think i was trying to steal steph..
trusting her wif all my secrets, din noe she was tellin it all to him lyk water..

and thnx:
feli for forcing me to tok to ian.. otherwise we wud still hate each other..
connie for consoling me.. even tho i din need it..
---------------
to think i treated her secrets lyk gold..
so ashamed of myself..
my intuition sux..
no one cares now..
but when i was down, u cared..
im sry for not tellin u..
but even when i was up, u tease me!
haha! howta tell u..
really in a dilenma lor..

i nvr told u cos of 3 reasons..
1) she oredy had a stead.. too afraid dat u might sabo her lookin at de relationship u haf wif her..
2) she said de word 'b4' in de msg..
3) i tawt u hated her, so tellin u wud make u hate me..

but din noe not tellin u wud make to nuclear bombs blow up at de staircase...
really sry.. my fault..

feli, i hafta block u..
juz to giv ian a secured feeling..
he thinks im flirting wif u, which is not true..
juz cos u lauf wif me so hyperly on msn he think lidat..
so nvm lor..
he ur stead..
got de rytes to secure u..
gonna miss ur hyperness..
haha! yeap.. first person to hyper along wif me..
lol.
i think cos u nvr let him hold ur hand dats why he think u lyk other guys..
i told u to let ryte? c wad happen.. lol.

connie.. why u go tell.. why u do dat..
treating my secrets lyk tap water..
juz letting it run through ur mouth..
tellin him will only bring me doom..
his mouth is bigger den expected..
he everything go tell u noe who..
den u noe who come find me..
he can swear he shuddup..
but he can oso say cos u noe who is his bez fren..
den carn kip secret frm bez fren..
yeap..
and summone told me abt all dis..
lets call him a silent observer..
dats why i 2day nvr say hi to u..
i see u only remind me of wad happen..
u can keep janice secrets..
die die oso dun tell me who is moon..
BUT WHY CARN U JUZ KEEP MINE?!
since bf more important den bro, den i wun be tellin u all de important once anymore..
sry, but i haf to do dis..
gotta kip a safe distance..
until de day u brk..
den we resume to our closeness..
i duno.. but i dun think u shud noe so much anymore, as long as his around..
bless ur relationship to bloom..
dats all i can say..
im not angry wif u or anything..
cos i noe u lov him so much..
until bro secrets oso carn keep..
but unlyk ian, i wun cut off ties..
and cut u up into pieces to be fed to sharks..
i giv u another chance to wake up..
to noe how much promises u broke..
i guess u understand now..
so dun feel funny when i dun smile at u..
cos i duno, wheneva i see u frm now on, my feelings will bcome disapointed..
but there will be a day when i will recover..
maybe in a week or mnth's time?
maybe shorter, i recover fast frm 'falling'..
juz gonna giv u another chance..
so dat i wun think of u as "The Girl Who Broke My Trust For Her"..
yea..
another chance.. dats wad u need.. ppl make mistakes..
foolish, blinded by luv..
haiz.. moz probably u will say "hate me den hate la.. as if i care.."
i duno.. wad u say is gonna determine wad happens nex now..

end here.. long enuff.. music repeated lyk, 11 times?
juz restarted again.. lol

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war for a while.. frens de nex..

2005-02-24T21:34:00.000+08:00

2day.. such a disgrace to myself..
all dat physical training 4 nth..
in de end still tears come out..
looks lyk dis prob will nvr end..
eva since young i quarrel wif my mum tears will appear..
haiz.. tears of anger.,.
oh look.. ian tell me block to ppl..
feli and steph..
feli cos he dun wan me to flirt wif her..
so i block lor.. even tho im innocent..
juz for him to feel secure..
den steph lei..
tell me block cos joachim mad at me,
not happy to see me tokin to steph..
u think i believe?
i didn't, but went to check wif steph..
she was coincidentally tokin to jo on de fone..
and jo said nth of dat sort..
so naturally, i nvr block..
but nvr tell him..
cos he not jo..
but try my bez to avoid..
sry feli, carn tok to u for a VERY long time..
unless me and ian fall out again..
which will cos i war to start..
which is NOT gud..
haiz.. but connie still in de stomach of de sharks la..
howta save her..
all my fault..

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think ova it.. i noe wads in ur mind..

2005-02-23T19:01:00.000+08:00

i dun understand..
i noe ur reading dis..
so go tag my blog and tell me..
why u so fed up when u noe dat?!
usually u'll say o.. nvr tell me eh..
now lei, so fed up juz cos i nvr tell u!
isit cos u lyk dat girl, and carn stand her lykin another guy?
is dat why u were so unhappy wif her new stead?
if dats so, go tell her u lyk her!
i mean.. u carn.. cos u oredy haf..
but u shud haf b4 u stead if another her..
keep and keep..
den she hate u and lyk another guy..
u go around hatin ppl..
wad de fuk man..

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22.02.05

2005-02-22T22:14:00.000+08:00

to u noe who u are..
first, i trusted u wif my fone..
den u read ALL my msg..
and u call me a flirt..
firstly.. she said she lyk me.. ur business ah?
its not dat i dun wanna tell u...
its bcos U CARN KEEP UR MOUTH SHUT!
wad happen when i told u abt i lyk deb?
oh.. not much..
u only spreaded to all those in de hong kong exchange programme..
den u spreaded to de whole of ur band..
den make her so scared of me..
den avoid me..
so is tellin u a secret gud?
when ur such a loud mouth..
so sensitive..
4eva think ur ryte and others wrong..
since ur so perfect..
den go find another brother!
de deborah think oredy let me down so much..
and i still din giv u attitude..
now lei.. i dun tell u dis small secret only har, u give attitude liao..
wad is diz man, proves dat ur sensitive..
and to let u noe.. only my sis noes abt it..
not dat i tell de whole world except for u..
think ova it.. u ovareacting..
its not too late to change back.
oh.. and u call me a flirt..
is tokin to her flirting?
is havin lots of gal contacts flirting?
if it is.. den u are worse..
i dun go around passin electricity ok..
and when i walk past u, u stare and stare..
why? not happy ah?
fyi, lots of ppl not happy wif u..
did u notice dat nowadays u got lots of enemies?
juz think abt it..
wad brotherhood..
despite so many ppl hatin u and tellin me to not protect u,
i still stayed ok..
and sam wans me to leak info on u.. but i nvr..
i cud haf..
cos u nvr kept my crush a secret..
brotherhood... think abt it again..
why i nvr tell u secret..
and wad happens if i tell u..
dun gimme excuse dat dat is a major one, u wun tell..
but my crush secret is oso major..
u tell ppl.. she feels awkward, and avoid me..
who de bad guy now?
worst thing in lyf, major mistakes, is to trust u wif secrets of de heart..

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sick sick sick..

2005-02-21T19:30:00.000+08:00

wa.. piang.. eh..
so.. sick... nose... not.. stopping... argh...
stupid mucus kip comin out..
suck back in den nose block, become numb..
den numb liao mucus juz flow out..
suck oso no use..
argh...
anyway 2day came back early frm sch..
so darn sick..
face look so retarded dis morning..
hope feel beta tml..
carn offord to skip lessons liao.. SEC 3 U NOE?!
haha.. stress.. dun go more stress.. all class work become hw..

ytd neh.. go my uncle hs..
play sims 2..
kip smootching... and hugging..
haha! so romantic..
den got so many sms, hafta reply all of dem..
so ova use, den 2day carn msg..

2e1 now poor thing sia..
now dey noe.. THE WRATH OF DE THUMB!!! BWAAHHAHAHAA!
if dey were as smart as 2e1 2004 (my fav class.. wanna gather wif dem and catch up one day.. sigh..)
dey wud be de ones bullyin tham, not de other way round..
HAHA.
k la..
gtg.. few more words..
Mei mei.. 130 days!! haha.. still got 226 days to aniversary.. long way la.. slowly wait ok.. dan gu gu..

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dumb ppl.. wahaha

2005-02-11T14:24:00.000+08:00

hey.. forgot sumting.. ytd play resident evil again.. haha.. walk all ova de place trying to kill nemesis.. but b4 dat took a auto rifle and blasted de brains and penis out of de zombies. haha. den nemesis move so fast.. so scary.. keep using bazuka and try to blast me.. haha.. my reaction fast so he carn touch me.. wahaha..
den in class today joseph and kaypo jurrel keep tryin to guess my crush.. i anyhow giv details let dem guess.. haha.. carn trust dem la.. their mouth hor.. lyk carn stop one.. guess dat time kip saying out loud.. expect me to say yes and let de whole class noe.. 2 dumb guys.. haha. den dey guess b4 mel and feli.. haha.. as if lor.. feli is ian one i wun snatch.. mel is i dun lyk her eva since she ditched 3 boys(or even more). den dey guess bel.. haha.. so tall.. not my lykin.. aiya.. they only noe girls frm 2e1.. dats their span.. carn go further.. haha. only guess 2e1.. even nicer.. i bluff dem de girl bday is october one.. immediately dey *gasp*! alexis bday is october.. haha. so farnie their expression.. k la.. hafta do house work.. so hot now.. sweating while typing. and worse thing is, im wearing singlet.

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cny.. carn see tsui! ah!

2005-02-11T13:50:00.000+08:00

its not fair.. my ang pow so little only! total i think only got 24 packets.. most wif 4 bucks and highest is 20.. ian said he got 1000 from jus one ang pow.. i got so darn jealous.. but on second tawt, he can buy his new bike if its true and third, it can be a bullshit. haha.. i mean, where got so gud one.. 1000 note in one angpow.. bo ko leng..
hai.. on first day nvr got to see yingtsui again.. its lyk.. 2yrs since we last met lor.. yea.. somewhere there.. sec one was de last time.. den saw deb.. she told me she slimmed down.. when i saw her.. i forced back all my laughter, and said happy new yr.. wanted to explode.. haha. still so big size.. den i still so skinny.. haha.
today ate alot.. 2 fired chicken duno which part, 1 fillet and fried egg, wif extra rice. woah.. until now still full.. gonna gain weight man.. den eat finish dat time my stomach there roucnd round one.. can rub.. now i noe how my dad feels.. den burb abit.. den summore.. so smelly.. den i farted.. no sound one.. heng ah.. den my belly went back down.. CHAY! its only gas.. haha. k la.. go do hw first den tml and sunday dun hafta do liao.. wahaha. couz comin later.. yipee! but de tawt of timmy comin.. oh oh.. devastator.. code red code red! red alert! call in de s.t.a.r.s! call in ultramen! juz do anything! SAVE US! haha..

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07.02.05

2005-02-07T19:49:00.000+08:00

Dates of my life.

thirtieth september nineteen ninety= mei mei came to dis world.
twenty-first febuary nineteen ninety two= ben came to this world hallelujah!
Fourth Febuary two thousand and five= did the fiercest work out in de first time in my life, felt depressed for the first time, and felt like crying.
Twentieth january two thousand and five= found my first 2 strands of white hair.
Twenty third march two thousand and four= voice cracked.
June two thousand and three= watched de first movie alone wif my couz.
Tenth January two thousand and three= my first teenage birthday.
Eighth January two thousand and three= saw my first crush of my lyf.
Third January two thousand and three= entered Greenridge as a student.

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

so tired.. leg so strong now ; )

2005-02-06T20:42:00.000+08:00

time now is 8:45..
5 mins later i will be in warcraft..
2day so tiring..
went bikin wif ian after all..
cos i call him and say i rotting at home..
haha
den went to greenridge wif him to checkout de bikes..
quite nice la..
wanna buy.. but mum dun allow.
den my dad allow..
but he go listen to her..
wad kinda man? haha.
k la.. listen to wyf oso gud la..
but children more precious wad, ryte?
heh heh..
den after dat went up to felicia's hs..
i mean went down..
den up again..
den down again..
den up..
den all de way down..
den reach her hs..
deborah was dere..
but she at first dare not come out..
cos i outside -.-"
so bad ryte? haha..
den dunno why her head suddenly pop comout..
anyway, juz now cycle up and down dat time ryte,
i got dam tired,
but ian kip sayin 'she waiting'
den kip tellin me go faster..
leg so darn suan lor..
up cashew heights dat hill and den down..
den around de estate oso got sommore down and up..
panting lyk shit..
throat so dry..
muz improve!!
dis not gud.. so weak..
den after dat went playground wif dem..
kip teasing deborah 'disposable underwear'..
haha, dats frm her hp, mel reecorded..
den deb so big mouth.. kip sayin out 'her' name..
k la..
time to call mei mei go play liao..
bye..
o yea..
forgot to say sumting
i saw shaun at clementi..
eat hor fun..
i dun think he saw me..
cos his back was directly facing mine..
i cud see him cos i kaypo, kip lookin around..
haha.
his bro so big, parents look so 'young'..
haha.. k stop here.. bye

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

don worry be har-pi

2005-02-06T13:48:00.000+08:00

i improved last nyte..
i had a nice long slp..
WAHAHA..
yeap.. which means i got ova it liao..
amazing sia, so fast one..
3 days and its ova..
or maybe it gotta do wif de white chocolate i ate ytd..
i had 2..
cos got heavy craving for it..
haha.. dam greedy lor..
ytd got reunion dinner..
toked to ben abt my probs..
and it really made me feel beta..
he noes abt everything heh heh..
oso, i din realize i grew so fast..
juz last yr i was shorter den my 2nd aunt.
ytd i was way taller. lol.
aiya.. now wanna play comp..
MEI MEI! u free?
haha. hope u done ur hw liao..
u beta lor.
anyone noes wad does PHT means?
i noe its a gang but wad it stand for and de meaning is wad i wanna noe..
juz now called ian..
he still got hw haven do, so not going biking..
hope he not destroyed by news of de new couple.. haha.
k la.. stop here.. go do more heat release.. ;)

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

heart aching.. haiz.. peer pressure..

2005-02-05T10:42:00.000+08:00

last nyte..
buai tah han..
woke up..
heart so tia..
lyk wanna cry lidat(i becoming a bapok)..
guys dun cry..(yea.. muz not cry.. IM A MAN!)
but i nearly let a tear out..
but nvr gave in,
pushed it back,
and tire myself out..
did another 40..
de more i did, de more angry i became..
den juz lie dwn on de floor and slp..
so cold..
so shuang..
reminds me of primary sch dat time,
no stress..
so relaxed..
not in luv,
no one had stead,
so no one wud get jealous..
BUT NO HANDPHONE!
haha..
last nyte connie siao one..
but ok la..
dats wad a sista shud do..
cheer her fav bro up..
haha.. me buay ba..
so sian..
listen to dis song man..
i lyk it..
its lyk my lyf..
only dat i nvr scream my lungs out..
S
C
R
E
A
M
_
M
Y
_
L
U
N
G
S
_
O
U
T
and try to get to u...
she msg me last nite..
told her to go find her stead la.. why bother me..
typed dat out reluctantly..
by now, if ur reading my blog
u shud noe who u are..
dun feel funny
or sad..
even though ur sensitive..
cos i dun wan another gal avoiding me..
later got reunion dinner..
gotta act lyk nth happen..
lyk ben lyk to say..
DUN WORRY, BE HARPPY..
k, will try..
bye

(bapok)PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

04.02.05

2005-02-04T20:30:00.000+08:00

wad is peer pressure. its when ur bez pal lyks a gal dat u lyk, but he refuses to admit dat he does.. but when another guy lyks de gal, ur bez pal shows attitude and purposely finds fault wif de felo.. so, if u were to be wif dat gal, it will only mean de end of ur frenship wif ur bez pal.. dats peer pressure ppl.. im going through it now.. dunno wad to do.. haiz.. why lidat one de world..anyway, 2day noe she wif another guy only, i immediately heart explode.. den come home only, see no one at home, go bath, come out, tawt abt dat saddening thing again, tears ran up.. but i held it back, decided dat guys muz not cry, never. so i held myself high, picked my fist, RAMMED DE WALL 24 TIMES! not enuff.. heat not out.. ram sommore.. but knuckle pain.. den still not enuff.. ran to motha's room, took dumb bell, lift 100 straight, FAST! den still not enuff.. wanted to shout.. but ppl still in sch, so dare not.. den did de most tiring technique.. PUMPING. pumped 30 straight.. still angry, din stop, did more.. up to 40.. den numb liao.. but still got heat.. stood up, did mah bu.. de horse stance frm kung fu.. did 2 mins.. den finally no more energy... haiz.. now still sad and angry.. oso wanna hear her voice.. dunno whether to call her anot.. scared she feel funny... haiz.. later sista gonna call.. so kaypo.. she juz called, keep buggin.. i tell her, nvm... she called liao. bye.

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

dammit

2005-02-03T21:37:00.000+08:00

shit la.. i juz typed so much and all de text disappeared! KNN! stupid blogspot.. haha.. waste my time. anyway, i was juz saying i didn't get to see her 2day.. tried to catch a glimse when every half an hour.. but still, her class too dark liao.. haha. feel so empty... haiz.. duno when shud i confess, even if i did, will she accept? look at me, body not in proportion one.. so skinny, no fats, and muscle too big, out of proportion.. sick man, den my face so fierce looking, haiz.. looks lyk i will nvr get a stead.. can only admire her.. im a loser.. sux at sports and at luv lyf.. haiz.. only can ride bike.. but still not as pro as nephew yet.. tokin abt dat, I DID TAIL WHIP TRIX!! haha. jammed de brake and de tail swung, so cool! k, gtg. bye.

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

TRASHED! HUMILIATION!!! AHHH!

2005-02-02T19:59:00.000+08:00

ARGH!!! why i suddenly kip hitting out? i practice lyk siao base line kill and dis is wad i get? muz be dat guy strong, haha. here's wad happened, he served a low ball, i lifted it to base line, he toe-ran back, punched, den i tapped frome right side to left net, he scooped it to my baseline, i ran back, jumped, swinged, MISS!!! ok fine, dat was careless, but wait till de nex one, everyone was laufing at me.. he low ball service again, i scooped to de back, he baseline smash, i retreat, dropped shot, he did a netting, i ran to de net, tripped ova my own irritating big shoes, and missed it. 3rd ball, he did a fake, pretend to serve short, but threw it to de back, i shockingly ran back, smashed, and dis is wad happened, it flew to de ampire... nah bei.. i really siao liao, how? nervous i think. cos dat guy muscle tua tua one.. vry obvious, den i again, oso my prob, keep lifting high. i couldn't control my arm lor, it was shakin and e shuttle juz flew ryte out of control. haiz.. not only dat, my racket grip got problem too, carn hold on tight. haiz.. knew it, carn play singles. get too nervous when i go solo.. hafta defend de entire court all by myself. sec 1 play doubles can beat so many ppl.. laz yr play singles can even lose to sec one.. haiz.. I SUK!!! looks lyk still not used to de new increase of height. grow too fast... now dis new shirt i wearing oso lyk shrank liao.. nex month wear sure tear one when i kek my *erhem!*. luks lyk muscles no use, gettin dem is easy, controlling dem is harder.. gonna train smash nex time. and running too... got stamina but recovery no gud.. shun was ryte.. my recovery no gud... muz learn to recover fast.. shuttle run, yea, dat shud do it.. i swear i wun suffer dis kinda humiliation again! i muz NOT!!! woah, cd burn finish liao.. k.. go see porn liao, i mean pond.

HuMiLiaTeD.PunK.Pte.Ltd

crap tok

2005-02-01T19:14:00.000+08:00

Here are some tips to make ppl movie experience. things u need: a vry load handphone, a lazer pointer, 1 large pop-corn, and 1 vry loud voice.
first, when de main character comes out, point the lazer at his private part.. heh heh..
2nd, when its gettin boring, throw some pop-corn into de air and shout its snowing! ITS SNOWING IN SINGAPORE!!!
also, use ur handphone and play de rocky road ring tone at maximum volume at de most important part, or on load speaker and chat wif a fwen. haha.
or u cud do wad i do, strip off ur clothes and dnace around in de theatre, ur mini show will catch de attention of all, including de police. haha. Juz KIDDIN!

CraPPy.DuDe

01.02.05

2005-02-01T19:01:00.000+08:00

hey.. not gonna write personal things here anymore.. cos some ppl will go around twisting words.. u noe who u are.. dun ask me, im not tellin. BUT U NOE WHO U ARE! haha. so, i decided, its CRAP TIME! today during english lesson yong tell us 2 form groups and discuss abt debate topic, gay and les.. den duno wad happen to me, kip tokin crap, become so pervertic. gal walk go toilet ryte, always in 2s one. so we owaez make fun say go in i les. me lei, i worse. i say dey go in wif dildo(of u noe wad it means) and help each other stuff it in. haha.. my spirit is back man.. ORIGINAL GABRIEL HAS RETURNED!!(only taller) its lyk everything and skill i once possessed b4 holiday came back liao. e he he he he he heh heh heh bu wu wu wa hah hah hah hah... haha. sinister lauf. k la. i sian liao. FEL! wad ur address har? haha. 4get liao...

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

30.01.05

2005-01-30T20:38:00.000+08:00

so tired.. so HAPPY! haha.. ytd play wif the WUI in wc3, adrain so farnie, kip tokin crap. haha. btw, abt thomas dat thing, no more heat liao.. cos i juz chanted.. haha, its buddhism, chant when angry and u feel gud.. k, back to TODAY. today leh, woke up and 9, ate de same boring breakfast, took my cheese, drank my milo.. den, went to bath, came out and my parents told me de mos dreadful thing:" go get changed, we're going to CHINA TOWN to eat tim sum" well, its ok abt de tim sum part, but why china town?! its lyk a vry boring walk lor(cos dey wanna save money on parking). den in china town saw one cute little poring cushion.. vry nice to touch, but if i buy it, ppl will think im gay, cos its PINK! anyway, im gay. haha, juz kiddin. tokin abt gays, i walked past many of dem in china town. dey were body builders, big muscles, but their actions were extremely sissy.. haha. den eat tim sum dat time saw another one, voice vry man, body oso vry man, but de way he sits, EEEYUK!!! goosebumps frm my skull all de way down to my hips, and den up again.. lyk a cold shiver in a damn warm place.. haha... den on my way back ian msg, ask me to go bikin.. at first say no, cos my mum sort of not happy. den my dad lei, he lyk hero lor, say 'big boy liao muz exercise' haha. den i faster msg ian say can bike liao. he muz haf been happy. cos he said he was rotting at home.. haha. den met up wif him, took his bikes(i dun haf, cos mum dun allow), den he tell me he hafta pass sumtin to fel. k lor, since her hs up de hill muz well go train my leg and stamina.. pass liao leh, say bye bye. here's de farnie part. giv liao, she say bye, we went off to de main road, she msg him, say wait for us, we oso wanna bike, den ian of cos wud lyk dat company la(as usual), den went back UP THE HILL. ian pia all de way up, i was struggling. comon lor, go up and down and up again dam tiring one. reach their house dat time(finally) dey(fel and steph) open gate, but dun let us come in.. haha. dey say wait first. wif dat phrase, my mind blacked out for awhile. WHY DID I EVEN RUSHED UP THERE JUST TO HEAR DE WORD :WAIT??? haha. k lor, wait wait lor. anyway its jus awhile. but later den noe their awhile was 15mins. 5mins to find de bikes, 5mins to find the pump, and another 5 to pump de bikes... i was lyk, baking in de sun wif no where to go.. haha. cycle cycle, ian keep scaring dem, den keep chatting, den ian lei, as usual, went to rake up de past abt my crush. its ova oredy lor... she treat me lyk dirt, i muz stay happy without ppl lyk her.. hmph! skip all de way to 5 o'clock. at home, changed, recieved 2 msg at a time, one is crap frm ben, and de other is steph, oso gimme crap. haha. went to swim at yishun safra, den did abt 8 laps, got sian, den started to play around wif bro.. haha.. he tried to trip me so many times.. after swimming, went to eat dinner, eat liao, came home, reach home liao, on de comp, on liao, use blogspot. haha. k, go play liao.. bye.

TiReD.PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

28.01.05

2005-01-28T21:00:00.000+08:00

WOOHOOOO! today ivan wong tell me i can play 3rd singles! but i rejected... cos dun wanna make keng siang disapointed.. haha. he until now still duno my handphone number.. i fakin a gal tryin to tackle him.. say his fats vry cute.. haha. mean sia me.. but still--JUZ FOR FUN! lol. ok.. back to ytd.. got 4 test in one day! F-O-U-R!! kanasai! and my korean fwen still say dat he dam stress.. juz 3 test a week and he stress.. den i might as well jump to death? haha. no such tawt.. no such tawt.. muz live! lyf precious.. still worth living without her.. oh yeah, ian, u idiot, u deserve to DIE! who say i still lyk her? she so stubborn, and i dun lyk stubborn gals.. maybe me not her taste ba, which is gud, cos i now den noe she tokin is so AH MA AH SOH one.. haha. 'eh u ah...' haha. get it? and dat doen't mean i got new target liao ah.. oso, i dun need ur help la.. ur taste is lyk, luk for dat 'kind' one.. but for me, i go for another 'kind' one.. haha. even if i lyk u think dey will agree? NO.. my lyf not fated until i grow up.. juz lyk my dad.. haha. one shot K.O got my mum married in hand man.. power. new comers luck maybe. HA!!
dis morning kip wokin past her, lunch oso.. heh.. den kip avoiding.. she now online oso.. but i oso kip avoiding.. haha. not gonna say a word to her.. she can go on and lyk her ol flame, i dun care no more.. BACHELOR!! haha. oh yea.. juz cut my hair.. told de aunty cut high slope, infront hair longer den back. she say 'okok-- armani ryte?'. den i gave dat uh-huh luk.. 15mins later.. opened up my eyes. WTF! cut lyk shun yuan hair! wahaha.. lyk buddha wif longer hair.. :P den when for physical training.. build up and poist.. so dat when dat fukin thomas bang me on purpose one more time, we will see who falls.. dat fuker lor.. i nvr do anything to him he muz bang me.. i at school bang me, nvm, tawt its bcos no space, fine. den juz now come back frm fajar, we both gonna collied at de pavement. i siam to de grass. he juz come and knock my shoulder.. made me drop my stuff(super glue, juz bought). so i gonna use dis 2 weekends to train my chest and shoulder, when see him in school, see who falls. gonna make obvious. he dare to shout, i see who taller. spit in his face as i tok if i muz. nvr do anything to him come and knock me. U WATCH OUT IF UR READING! IM TALLER DEN U, U FAGGOT! NOT HAPPY COME ONE ON ONE! CAN TOUCH ME DEN SAY! GO OPEN FIELD, NO BODY, FULL OF SPACE! can hit me ryte? alot of str ryte? lets see if u faster den me in small movements! if still not happy, go play badminton, kill each other. i tell u, i juz mastered smashing, lets see ur pretty pimple-less face will be able to hold a shuttle cork! beta still, jam it into ur eyes! npcc tua ki ah? still not happy, come compare maths la! louser kana black eye! kanina.. act big will bring u no way ok..

ANGRY.PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

26.01.05

2005-01-26T18:36:00.000+08:00

hey.. nth to say actually.. im now wearing an old worn out shirt.. hopefully for de last time.. juz did dumbell 50 times straight, cos it paid off when i did it yesterday.. u do 50 at one go, u can do pull up de nex day.. i duno why but its workin for me.. and my hair now is messed up and disobediant.. maybe i shud have asked dat aunty to cut shorty behind.. den wud luk beta.. side oso muz cut shorter.. guess i can only cut on friday, when no homework to rush.. sec 3 lyf.. so many homework, and some ppl dun seem to stressed out.. now no one online.. if there was, i wudn't be here doing blog.. ah there.. finally, ONE! primary sch fwen. 4got her name.. i think its nerissa or sumtin lidat.. found out something vry disappointing 2day.. nicolas said he tawt i was kim hong yi's double when he first saw me.. wa kao. i got so nerdy meh? i tawt i was lyk a normal kid lor.. kim hong yi.. kimberly.. water lilly.. how can compare me to him.. im lyk so far away frm his standard lor.. i can do pumpin he cannot lei.. haha. juz now house meeting.. so sian.. doug go join de sec 5 chit chat, dun care me, only left wif hilmi to tok to.. den B boys only got 2 ppl join badminton, me and marvin.. doug not joinin.. bloody betrayer. U CALL URSELF MY GAY PARTNER?!!!! haha.. he got ml oredy.. carn gay liao anyway.. :P k, go try sneak into warcraft.. duno when will i be unbanned.. hai..

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

21.01.04

2005-01-22T13:27:00.000+08:00

oh no.. im in deep shit.. my account in warcraft kana ban.. and my cd key is banned frm ladder games! FUK NUT! anyone got warcraft and dun play internet one? can lend me, pls??? ok.. ppl got double happiness, i got double misery. nono, triple to be exact. first things first. my warcraft, which i juz said.. and now, for the second.. my sista got thoughts of ending her lyf. well, tawts nia.. hopefully she dun mean it. dun believe ah? go her blog la.. under connie in my link page.. all start frm her dad.. but not sure whether she got exaggerate ornot la.. say until so tragic, made me worry.. in de end leh, she put 'haha'. still can see the bright side.. not bad not bad.. haha. but carn believe she got prob in luv lyf.. i tawt shaun vry 'luving' one wad, where got so cold. anyway, she still madly in luv wif him.. first time see this situation, even worse den deborah. haha. he really one luky felo man.. such a devoted gal.. and he still so, so, carn find the word to describe, but got one word in mine, which is too powerful to describe him.. still carn believe he lidat one.. i tawt he is one carin guy dats why become gal magnet.. ok, enuff of him. now third problem.. my entire family not interested in REUNION DINNER! i mean, comon, its a traditional thing, let other ppl find out we nvr do it den isnt it vry no face? my aunty waiting for my father to call, to test his sincerity, den my father dun wanna call, cos he thinks its their duty jus cos dey are always not at home, or rather togetha in de same place. aiya... all becos my aunty dun wanna call, which is soooo childish, end up no dinner. KANASAI LA.. dey are adults and still acting so childish. i will hate my dad and my aunty for lyf if dis yr no reunion dinner. FOR LYF! i tell my dad to call u noe wad he say? "dun tell me wad to do ah" comon la.. i juz reminding him lor, juz lyk when he nag at me to do hw. he can remind me i cannot remind him. ok, im feel so much beta now.. but my veins on my hand still haven go back. anyway, ytd bought a pair of shoes for cny. luk lyk for ah pei one.. i wanna buy the one dat luks casual and for sports oso, but dad say workman ship not nice and can get a beta material at the same price. COMON LOR! its my choice wad i wanna wear. but i din tell him dat, cos in public din wanna quarrel. aiya.. sick la.. go do homework liao.. bloody maths so long.. but still can do la.. cos got tuition teacher. haha. k.. stop here, gonna photo copy my sec 2 science notes for Ben and a fwen too. so many things to do.. my lyf is nvr ending.. haha. tml still hafta go swimming, go eat family lunch, den come back nap lyk pigs.. haha. bye...

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

20.01.04

2005-01-20T21:21:00.000+08:00

hey look.. its 20 jan.. 10 days after my bday. so im 15yrs 0mnths and 10days old. i lived for473040000 seconds on earth.. lame sia.. anyway, juz now tuition so funny.. teacher say Rule Number 3 is: trust de teacher, not the answer sheet; Rule Number 4: wheneva in doubt, refer to Rule NUmber 3. haha. lame ryte? not in my ryte mood now, cos i wanna play battle.net!!! sick man.. nvm.. go explore blogs liao. bye..

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

connie

2005-01-19T21:20:00.000+08:00

ok, 2nd post for today, abt a fren, a sista, named connie. 'chiobu' according to steph.. wad kinda of taste sia.. haha. jk. kaez, abt her.. met her for de first time on earth during sec one orientation. tawt dat she was some nerd juz lyk me..(at dat time i luk vry lyk nerd tryin to act cool, REALLY!). den got to noe each other beta, chatted abit during cny decoration when sec 1.. got her telephone number, was de first boy to call her for a chat.. well, dats bcos i liked her, i siad LIKED! LIKED! ok? past tense, LIKE+D, its ova! haha. at dat time, she was de major target of boys, and i simply din noe why. she looked so.. average. ok, move on. she became my sista during a scrabble competition, she was my first sworn sis. she oso had a sworn sis, bei lin. i tell u, at dat time, dey were supremely close, lyk magnets superglued 2getha. and bcos of dat, we fell out wif each other. i tell u why later. ok, after we were sibs, other boys tawt i was gettin closer to her and may get her.. dey all worry lyk shit man! i tell u.. true, dey really hated me bcos i was close to her. dey even started to bullshit abt me behind my back, i was suffering isolation. so cold.. away frm fwens. duriong dis period of time, i started to get angry wif bei lin, cos i FELT she was makin use of connie as a.. slave. so i sent her an email, she recieved, and we both quarrelled over connie's msn. it was a vry heated quarrel and my ears were red hot and i typed extremely fast for the first time, slamming every enter. soon, she had to go, and connie took ova de quarrel, without me noeing, and all de fukin words came out frm me. so connie tawt i was sayin her, but i tawt she was bei lin. so we went on a meaningless quarrel. nex day in school, she turned all de boys against me, but only a few still was wif me.. den, we fought a cold war.. no one spoke to each other for 3 mnths, or 4, until we were forced to grp 2getha in sec2 durin english, i tell u, dat time i was reluctant, cos i still hated her for makin my lyf miserable. den, we got to patch up our fren ship, and realised ova a chat dat it was a misunderstanding. well, dats me when i was young, nvr clarify.. hai.. anyway, she got to noe me and i got to noe her beta, and den she asked me for siblingship again. ok, fine, i accpeted. but the first few weeks of siblinship she was rather cold, nvr really put it into action, lyk juz do it for fun. i was feelin lyk aiya, wanna stay away frm siblingship.. but she finally started to get serious abt it and thus, true brotha and sista, ryte noe, at diz moment. lets hope no quarrel will befall us again. haha. wa.. ryte so much, novel sia.. haha. k, gtg. bye

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

19.01.04

2005-01-19T21:02:00.000+08:00

well, 2day got badminton.. guess wad, we won. but im not enthu abt dat.. cos i nvr got to play. stupid kengsiang.. dun wan giv way, make me carn play.. if monday i dun play, wed and fri i dun go liao! all my home practice for nth... waste of energy.
CARN WAIT TO PLAY WC3 AH!!!! i wanna rush.. wanna destroy.. wanna kill... wanna boss my sista around! haha. juz kiddin. juz wanna make those footman, make the devotion aura, and rush rush RUSH!!! DESTROY!! de feeling of destruction.. muwahhaha... den my nex goal is to play wif my cuzin AND sista 2getha, one full game, victory shall be achieved! wahaha.(wif de help of some cheats..) haha. tml gettin ic, think so ba.. eyes tired liao.. cya.

Punkish.Pte.Ltd

ben

2005-01-18T21:10:00.000+08:00

i start off wif ben. i came to diz world. no frens, so lonely, but got family! lived one yr of lonliness, no fwens, no companion, no computer(last time one only got dumb pacman). my first bday came(hooray!) and my parents ask me to pick 4-D. i picked. and guess wad. i picked my cuzin's birthdate! and he was born exactly on dat day itself, 21st feb 1991. diz probably explains our close relationship. GAY! juz kiddin haha. oh yeah, one day after i was born, doug was born. im 10 he 11. ok, back to ben. he became my playmate and we simply had de same facination when we grew up, CARS(and pornography, juz kiddin!!!)! we played dumb toys 2getha, slapped each other's face(none of that) and pinched each other's nipples(none of that too). anyway, one thing we really did, imagined we were power rangers. dat was during 1997. we lurved blue colour and thus pretended to be dat nerd doing dat twin horn action. den grew up.. played my first computer strategy game wif him, RED ALERT! at dat time, it was considered gud graphics. den came age of armpits, i mean empire. followed by de exciting(BLURGH!) R.A.2(restricted arts 2) jk, its red alert 2. den finally, de moz exciting game, until now still playin, dunno why, WARCRAFT III THE FROZEN THRONE! diz game leh, oso got play wif my beloved sis. haha. she juz not aggressive enuff compared to ben. he play lyk hell man, keep rushing. vry enthu. haha. k gtg, bro wanna use. bye.

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

18.01.05

2005-01-18T20:52:00.000+08:00

hey.. finally my dad say monday to friday can use net but carn play.. waiting 4 dat. now can blog loh!!! vick, i duno wad ur websyte. sry.. anyway, sue's blog is de one who faked her age ryte? chi hua hua and 23yrs ol thing? anyway, ytd got badminton competition, i nvr get to play. haiz.. i make sure tml i play. we gonna play against nan hua. tokin abt dat sch, FUKED UP CHEE BYE KNN! ok, feel so much beta. u noe ryte, in a match there are 4 linesman, and dey are frm nanhua and jurong ville. den dat fuked up skinny bastard purposely sabo us. when out he say in, make us lose 1 point juz lidat. oh yea, btw, we lost. nvr even got one match. haiz.. if i played, we cud get 1 match. hahaha. self praise. mad one sia. tml i beta play.. hand itchy. wanna smash dat guy's pretty face. stupid gigalo. read de cca list for sec one.. no one join badminton. no sec one to bully. ARGH!!! k, enuff for 2day. ryte another entry abt ppl i noe. haha. more interesting den diz. muwahahahaha...

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

16.01.04

2005-01-16T11:32:00.000+08:00

firday went for badminton INTENSE training at cck complex.. so tiring.. but so many ppl look so energetic.. i lao kui oredy sia... muz do more pumping! haha. ran round the track 3 times.. leg cramp.. breathing difficulties.. extreme heat.. and peer pressure. cos run wif shaun and shun.. dey act lyk nth happen.. so cool.. but shun cheeks red red.. so cute.. rosy cheeks haha. den reaching the end i sprint lyk mad.. den dey 2 folo.. den i finish first(naturally), but shaun go say still got 5 more steps.. haiz.. tokin abt shaun.. he really look vry small size to me.. in terms of breath. u noe, length and breath. he growing upwards only. haha. anyway, MONDAY GOT COMPETITION! which means, SKIPPING OF THE F***ING S.M.A.R.T PROGRAMME!! woohoo!!! and oso sleep time physics ZzZzZzZ... den gonna get school team shirt.. shud be nice.. cos shun designing.. haha. he got experience ba. kaez.. gtg. hope my sis dun attempt suicide. FUKED UP MDM HENG!!!!!!! curse u nex lyf kana brk oso.. CHEEEEEEE BAI!!!!!!!!

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

10.01.04

2005-01-10T19:33:00.000+08:00

hey.. ppl is keyboard got prob cannot type properly.. mine is arm pain until ki siao keep pressing wrong button.. haha. u noe why? cos my "buddies" gave me bday bashes. nono.. its called BIRTHDAY KNUCKLE SANDWICHS!!!!! dunno howta play wc3 properly now.. haha. anyway, juz now ate alot.. ate 3 slices of hawa-IAN pizza(Complete with a sprinkle of BEEF), 4 sweet and spicy drumplets, and some HIGH fat low calcium cream cake.. haha. now all my 6 pieces of hard work called ABS, have come to unit once again as brother and sistas to become ONE, ONE GIGANTIC SLOBBY TUMMY! ARGH!!! nvm.. it will get back in shape soon, i guess. haha. den after dat, my bro wanted to try out de knuckle sandwich thingy. so i let him punch, thinkin he made of skin and bones, wad can happen? BUT, i was WRONG! he WAS made of skin and bones. he used his bones as weapons and smashed dem against my arm. it went numb! for de first time in history, my arm went numb!! my brother is one amzing guy.. haha. he may be even more muscular den me nex time.. haha. buai ta han.. no still backspacing more often den i b4. -.-" ok.. gtg.. chat wif sumone, gotta socialize baby.. haha. maybe joanne may be a gud choice.. oh look, my cuz online. haha. bye

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

07.01.04

2005-01-07T13:08:00.000+08:00

girls girls girls... sensitive 'things'. out of so many gal blog i read(frm my skewl), only one of dem nvr put cryin. -.-" cry cry cry and cry summore.. buai ta han.. haha. and u noe wad? gals think we are flirts.. i repeat, dey think boys lyk to jump frm one gal to another. rubbish. adepted frm be******'s blog: "guys aso wanna say themself very faithful or wateva shit. they always jump frm one gal to another gal. fall in love easily huh? n their reason is becas the gal i like dun like me so i giv up n fall in luv with another gal"
ok la.. somewad true la hor.. but u hafta admit, only those boys who take stead for granted are lidat, and dey only jump 2 times, or 3. dats considered vry little liao lor.. to counter de bitch who wrote the red colour words, here is wad i hafta say.. there is one gal, many of u noe, but i wun expose her ID. she is not vry pretty, but gort many many stead b4. wanna noe how many? 18. i repeat: EIGHTEEN!!! and she's probably gettin her 19th one some time soon. talk abt changing clothes. gals are doing it too ok. fukin chee bye. and not all gals lidat oso la hor.. lyk my sis.. haha.. 4eva devoted to one.. haha.. luky guy.. but dunno if he eva appreciates, dats de QN.
ok la, dats it. i think i made many ppl angry liao. lol. bye bye...

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

3.1.04

2005-01-03T17:20:00.000+08:00

(WTF! tag board spoil.. dam it la..)
first day of school.. wear new uniform. looked at de mirror. FUK!! look so small size in dat freeking uniform.. haiz.. saw her so many times 2day. still cannot avoid.. but at least manage to stop myself frm staring at her.. haha. oso force myself to pretend to tok to emanuel when she wok past. shudnt haf confessed in de first place.. make things so.. aiya.. duno la.. lyk avoiding lor, very uncomfortable.. i dun lyk..
juz now teresa call me.. to be exact, is samuel call me and den pass to her. yuan lai teresa and ian last time got so close one ah.. haha. one thing i dun understand.. why she cry ova a rumour? diz kinda thing ian nvr tel me b4 and yet he tell others first. and he told SAM! KUO FEN! tell him no tell me.. haha. maybe he thinks i carn appreciate it lor.. haha. anyway, wadeva happen, no more liao, so dun ponder ova it.
haiz.. gtg. wanna go make friendster liao. heh heh.. bye.

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

2.01.05

2005-01-02T14:07:00.000+08:00

There was diz boy..
he had diz 'girl' Fwen..
dey knew each other 4 a long time..
and had feelings, but didnt show..
diz guy, he had quite a few stead before..(definately not me)
until one day..
time: after he broke of wif de last one not long ago..
diz 'girl' fwen called him..
and she scolded him ova de fone..
scold scold and scold..
scold scold scold...
den slam da fone..
de innocent boy dunno wad happening...
den hack care, continued playing(or watching tv).
den dat gal ki siao go call him again..
diz time, abruptly ask him 4 stead.
he vry happy, but nvr accept.
u noe why? u will soon noe.
den he put down de phone, and call her back.
dis time, he ask for stead.
he cared for her so much...
dat he didnt wan her to lose pride..
so he put his dwn, and asked.
stead oredy..
happy go luky..
dey msg each other..
de boy tell his fwens abt de relationship.
all tawt it was gonna be a happy ending, except for me.
so i warned him..
he say its ok..
he gonna try to make things work out..
so as a fwen, i gav advice, tell him to go out wif her..
he tried, tried and tried again.
she either say she's bz, or say she got another date wif fwens.
ok, gud excuses.
but when she ran out of it, she decided to skip cca so dat she nvr had to see his face..
and when he msg her, she ignored, say she wasn't wif de phone..
ok, better excuses.
den, she cudnt stand avoidin him, and decided to brk.
she called for brk, he accepted, but heart broke.
den i told myself: I KNEW IT!!
now, de reason for break.
i tawt she lyked other boys..
wanted revenge on him 4 some reasons(abt feelings)..
or was juz plain treating boys lyk changing clothes.
but, her defence was, she cudnt stand his presence(den why stead?!), and din lyk the way he speaks, too mushy.
now, prince ** and princess ***** is disbanded. sad..

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

2005-01-01T22:16:00.000+08:00

hey.. jan 03.. monday.. school day.. ITS STRESS TIME! i dun think i can get back into de mood to study.. haiz.. now waiting 4 connie to come back, gonna trash her in wc3.. haha. i try la at least. lets not tok abt her.. lets tok abt my nephew.. my one and only nephew.. stabbed into the heart lyk nth happen. -.-" wad am i sayin.. i meant: cupid hit him wif a broken arrow.. i knew it la hor.. ignore his msgs and reply other ppl.. anyone wud noe diz was gonna happen.. nvm.. lyk my new skin? abt too green.. but dats de bez i can find under RO. de rest all female picts. haha. ok la.. gtg. bye.
PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

28.12.04

2004-12-28T11:49:00.000+08:00

hey guys. hope none of u suffered de effects of the tsunami. wa lao.. ytd morning 10k ppl found dead. den last nite increase to 20K!!! so many dead.. economy sure go down.. my WORLD OF WARCRAFT will not ship in by febuary liao... I CANNOT WAIT ARH!!!! haha. jus got the new msn. fun sia.. dey dun reply, i nudge'em. nth to say yet.. school reopen den write alot.. haha. see ye.

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

26.12.04

2004-12-26T14:39:00.000+08:00

hey kaypo ppl.. try right clicking dis WORD. haha. now try right clicking every where.. haha.. security..
ytd christmas.. So fun! Play hide and seek in the dark.. i jus stand at one dark corner oso no one can see me. haha, really fun. i noe, i so big liao still play.. lol. but no choice wad, cos all de kids dere all younger den me. so naturally, i gotta folo dem. den saw i gal called natelie(sumting lidat). she looks lyk joanne sia.. only dat she's shorter, and got more fats. haha! worst part of de day is, my cuz got whacked hard by his dad.. bloody hell, dunno why my uncle siao one ytd, normally so clownish. my cuz tok to me den my uncle tawt refering to him den anyhow whack. chee bye lor, so loud sia de whack. anyway, so dissapointed. my parents nvr gimme present again.. dey gud. nex time i grow up dun giv dem. haha. strike lottery oso dun giv. den my aunty hor.. so cheap sia. gimme present frm de storeroom one. think i dunno isit? i visit their hs so many times liao, play hide and seek so many times liao, hide in the storeroom oso many times liao, den dat present leh, oso see many times liao, still dare to gimme. C-H-E-A-P!!!!! Ian, u gud. i where gort say wanna target sec one? say me until chikopei lidat. nth beta to say isit? u gud oso. my turn to say, see gort any gals wanna stead wif u after dey read dis. IAN TREAT GALS LYK (carn say). u guys will noe if he does it again. anyway. wah, very hot now sia, aiyo, dis shirt OLD one, go CHANGE CLOTHES ba. get de hint? u dun understand den ur prob. now we even. haha. aiyo... dunno tml gort band anort sia.. btw, i saw de sec 1. so many boys all so small size one.. so short and skinny. maybe i was lidat too.. haha. den de gals all so fat, those slim one leh, all wear until lyk those lian lidat. haiz.. our sch nex yr batch no gud.. no gud.. haha. ok, 'girl', u happy now? haha.

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

DEB = NTH TO ME LIAO

2004-12-14T11:37:00.000+08:00

hey hey...
feel so relax now..
jus scolded thad a whole bunch of hokkien graphic comments abt his mom.. lol. at the same time decided to 4get deballar since she ignores my msg.. thanks to ian.. anyway, i join band liao, i mean, kana force to band. incharge of the bloody bass drum.. so boring.. i tawt gonna take the snare drum dats why go join.. stupid bass drum so slow.. play until confused.. I WANT SPEED!!!
2 days ago, in warcraft, i created 12 fat asses, called abomnimations to invade enemy's base.. in the end leh, dey ended up raping enemy sorceress.. haha.. rape liao nvm.. still go and cannibalise on the corspe.
ytd go ride bike.. shuang sia.. GT no gud.. only HARO nice.. bloody hell, ride GT until got blister.. den my skin peel off, can see de flesh.. pink colour one.. haha..
haiz... starting to feel sian again.. my gay partner dun wan me liao.. haha. jk.. i dump him one.. hje carn dump me.. go eat lunch le.. bye..

11.12.04

2004-12-11T22:01:00.000+08:00

hai... i dun feel lyk writing anything here..
maybe some jokes..
or some dumb phrases..
here are some i learnt frm my cuz..

I no money i don't care,
I buy cheap cheap underwear.
Underwear tear i don't care,
I go buy another pair.

I love you,
you love me,
lets team up to kill barny.

haiya... really nbo mood to blog lah...
jus enjoy de music..
i tml post back the old jokes..
now, bye!
oh yeah, IAN! WISH U GUD LUK WIF UR NEW STEAD! EAT FRENCH FRIES DAT TIME TELL ME HOR! ;p
haha..

8.12.04

2004-12-08T13:06:00.000+08:00

hey guys.. guess wad.
i now no mood to blog..
haha, everyone i noe all got their own sad story..
and some of them think dat dey are de only ones..
got connie's blog liao.. gonna link her later..
change music oso...
ian.. u gud..
go shout summore la..
see wad happen.. she feel more shy ah...
den make things harder 4 me..
IdIoT!!! AH!!!!
i warn u lor..
u do dat again i go spread abt u and ***..
haha... MUWAHAHAHA...

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

6.12.04

2004-12-06T13:00:00.000+08:00

HEY HEY HEY!!!!
im back.. saved frm torture.. no sea sickness can touch me now.. MUwAHaHAHa...
u most probably read Ian's story.. now, u beta set ur kaypo eyes on mine..
ok.. day one.. wake up 630am. brush teeth, eat breakfast, bathed, changed, msg debo, msg cuz, msg nephew..
went off.. reached cuzins hs.. said gud morning.. got on the MPV, kissed singapore Gud Bye... WAHHH!!!!! I WANT MY MUMMY!!!
okok.. very boring ryte? now its gonna be very exciting.. MUWAHAHAHA!
got onto the boat.. shake left, shake ryte.. shake left again, shake ryte again.. head spin so fast.. gong gong.. cuzin tok to me oso blur blur one.. dis only the start.. haven set off yet..
boat moved off, looked at singapore for the last time.. heart ached.
ok... when it moved, the boat nvr shake liao la.. can relack liao.. rest in the boat, chitchat, listen to discman..
ALL OF A SUDDEN, the stupid wave hit the boat frm the front.
BOOM! it bounced.. and again.. and again.. and again..
i heard, boom.. BUSH... then lyk roller coaster, up and dwn, lan jiao oso pain...balls up and dwn and up and dwn..
den heard ppl say:"WHAO... WHAO.. Whao... BLA!ORh...PUI! AHEH AHEH.. *BURP*.."
den got one fragrant came to existance, i mixture of old man's burp, vomit and FART smell..
so torturing... i very poor thing..
lets skip the boat stuff and go straight to the arrival..
normal thing, tour guide lead us to de van.. drove off.
de country so poor until even car oso dun haf..
wad i saw were jus bikes, bikes, van, and more bikes..
actually, there's no bikes, jus scooters..
worst of all, a 12yr old kid get to ride bike, i mean scooter, in the public!!!
den go tour... see factory.. noe how fake flowers were made...
btw, their one mnth salary only got 100bucks.. poor man, poor...
ok, went to check into hotel, FINALLY! air-con!!!
den we got changed and went to boring places, lyk mini food factory..
den went back to hotel.. faster strip.. my cuz oso..
i show off my *ERHEM* and my *ERHEM* to them.. haha.
den faster ran to the pool. AIYEE!!!! SO COLD!!! weather so hot water so cold!!
swim, swim, and swim summore..
total swam 80 laps wif my cuz.. BEAT DEBRA'S RECORD!!!! BOO YEAH!
den dinner time.. go chinese restaurent.. for the first time there, CHINESE!
sick of looking at so many huan nah, so black.. i so white..
den at the chinese restaurent leh, they serve kang kong, crabs, fish, prawn, soup..
but, for the first time, i ate, sumting very horrifying, sumting which u see in the gardens or water, sumting which looks slimy(it is slimy), SNAILS!
i ate not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7, not 8, not 9, but none! jk.. haha..
i ate 10! TEN! TEN! IM A CANNIBAL!! MUWAHHAHAHA.. GUGUMANGA!
den went back to hotel again.. play pool summore.. first time play.. cheap sia.. $1 one game...
always tyco shot, keeping bouncing hear and there.. and den for nth the ball jus roll in..
weird..
den at nite on tv, shocked to noe dat got channel 5. SO HAPPY! HALLELUJAH! can watch wrestling!
haha... den atf dat i slp liao..
ok lah.. i end here, tml ryte abt day 2. bye
GUGUMANGA!! AIYEE! COCONUTS COCONUTS!!! RAH!
lol

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

2.12.04

2004-12-02T16:03:00.000+08:00

idol madness finally over.
some ppl wasted $2500 on sly jus to keep him in via votes.
and wad do dey get? nth
at most confiscate hp for spening too much.
haha..
juz cut my hair.. lyk durian.. lyk tai jian's style, only dat its shorter.. much shorter.
cos saturday going tanjong peneng, dun wanna touch my hair so much.
later aunty say me vain, hair style lyk beng.. den blame me for teaching ben wrongly again..
when wif her, muz be cautious.
oh yeah, for u kaypo ppl, ur listening to Vertigo by U2.
i gonna change it, maybe another song, ammergaddon?
WaH.. today ryte so little..
nahmind, bye..

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

29.11.04

2004-11-29T10:08:00.000+08:00

no school tawt will be happi.
in the end so boring.
but luky oso lah, cos no need see the lao yao jing.
haha, ian shud noe who i mean.
later gonna see mental doctor.
im going mad.
ytd i took a knife and ran around the hs tryin to kill my family.
jus kiddin.
got slp walkin, in chinese terms, i was frightened when i was a toddler, and sumting dispersed frm me.
sian sian sian...
now lets get out of my lyf and look at sumtin more 'real'.
americans hates us.
they call us yellow skins, fuckin yellow skins.
yellow skin bitches.
i of course scold them back knn, a graphic comment abt their mums.
oh yeah, dis is frm battle.net, i play the game, they noe where im frm, they scold me.
and ever wonder where the term tom dick and harry came frm?
well, let me tell u a short, very very VERY short story.
once upon a time, not long time ago,
one guy, a fren of tom, was commenting abt tom's dick.
he said," wow, tom's dick is VERY HAIRY"
jus den, tom overheard and pretended to be polite, lyk all ang mohs.
dat fello den replied:" oh, i was jus sayin tom, dick, and harry sound very nice together."
ok, its decided, i will be writing all my old jokes into my blog, since nothing to write abt.
and my tag seems lyk a ghost town, no one's taggin, looks lyk im gonna close it sonner or later.
haha.

PunKisH.Pte.Ltd

25.11.04

2004-11-25T18:42:00.000+08:00

Ladies and gentleman,
i came before you to stand behind you.
On thursday,
which is a good friday,
there will be a ladies club for men only.
admission free.
pay at the door,
pull out a chair and sit on the floor.
the next meeting will be held at the four corners of a round table.
Thank You.

24.11.04

2004-11-24T14:53:00.000+08:00

hmm... i seem to be shrinkin..
feel so short all of a sudden...
sumone did voodoo...
someone...
hope lyf improves nex yr.
get wad i want, nice grades, and be wif u noe who.
dunno oso muz guess.
cannot guess den too bad.
doug and ian came back liao.
doug on msn, but playin RO.
lame sia...
new game comin out, beta graphics, 1 mnth free trail, and is so much cheaper for subscription.
and the game is.... WORLD OF WARCRAFT!
heh heh... cool? RPG, high quality graphics.
hai... gtg, mum naggin.
btw, lyk my new music?
heh heh... its frm HALO 2.
BLOW ME AWAY!

FaMiLY.Pte.Ltd

2004-11-22T19:38:00.000+08:00

NOOOOO!
tml buy books liao...
going 3e3 4 sure..
i dun wan...
all hail the fucked up MR MUHAMAD!
anyhow stream.
sleep and stream at de same time.
i beta by 30+ position den sum1, den he in 3E2.
den make ppl lauf at me.
frm e1 go e3.
dose baphoons.
lyk ALEXIS HOR.
'haha drop go e3!'
all she noes.
den in camp tell ppl i go e3 so irritating.
no face.
all thanx to dat HOD.
i din noe i sms over 300 last month.
hp kana stolen oso can sms so much.
funny sia.
so dat means cannot msg her so much liao.
muz try to use msn.
haha.
so CHEAP.
jus heard southpark.
funny sia.
jus fucked ur fucking face uncle fuka!
she's de big fat bitch in the whole wide world.
haha... sing dam fast.
den hor, my gay partner is back.
juz in time to buy school books.
which oso means my nephew is back!
im so dead, jk.
instead, im happy, cos he can save me ass.
i msg him, he nvr reply.
now listening to titanic techno version.
den remember my camp de chief go sing.
lyk shit.
now so fast.
i smelled my things when i unpacked my bag after camp.
smelly sia.
smell lyk rugby boys smothered in mud.
maybe cos i slpt wif dem.
haha.
at nyte dey cannot slp.
make so much noice.
shawn dom pillow fyte.
my dom break dance.
really lor, nth beta to do den dose boys go break their necks.
den joseph dom go sqeeze toothpaste on ppl.
hear say some1 wear G-string.
haha.
aiya... go liao. dun wanna wryte so much.
bye.

FaMiLY.Pte.Ltd

2004-11-22T18:16:00.000+08:00

after 3 long days, and two sleepless nights, i have RETURNED!!!
muwahahaha!!!!
the freakin camp, so torturin.
cannot play comp, sms, msn, sleep in my comfy bed and still gotta do duty.
i pay 60 bucks to go there to haf fun, not clean up de place 4 dem.

3 weeks of preperation,
arguments over which bag to take,
running all over de place to buy bandana and toiletries.
and finally, de day comes.
time to bid farewell to my computer.
time to enter de world of torture...
we prepare for 3 weeks,
its over by 3 days.
worst of all, it rains while we climb the wall.
so irritating, keep slipping off.

now, my lyf.
im sick of 4gettin wad i wanna wryte.
in the car jus flow, now try to remember oso hard.
4get it..
wanna eat liao, bye.

17.11.04

2004-11-17T13:14:00.000+08:00

haiyo... dunno why my comp suddenly kana virus...
muz be dos blog lah... i think alexis or shaun one...
haha... cant blame dem, i go myself one..
i later gonna play wif cuz 4 de last tyme dis yr without his parents naggin at him...
dunno wad he do in his previous lyf...
his parents lyk all go against him..
den he rebel, juz a small little one, dey will say i teach him one..
i mean, comon lor, dis kinda thing needa teach meh?
dis is human instincts, ppl whack u of cos u will shout ryte?
ppl nag at u u will say back one ryte.
den dey lyk fag keep sayin i teach him to rebel..
den who teach me? my mum ah?
sigh... dun feel lyk bloggin now..
here's a little 'educated' side of mua...

its beta
to be loved
den to love...

its beta
to be de worse of de bez
den the bez of de worse.

he who noes not dat he noes not his a fool, shun him
he who noes dat he noes not is smart, follow him
he who noes dat he noes is HAO LIAN, dun fren him(jk)

hai... now waitin 4 cuz... go prepare liao... bye...

FaMiLY.Pte.Ltd

2004-11-15T20:02:00.000+08:00

haiyo...
ytd go gamma hsplay wif cos(babies)
they are fantastic dances.
enuff power to make teenagers lyk me into torment.
they made my hair stand, destroyed my attention, and made me wanna cry.
THEY WATCHED HI5 INFRONT OF MY FACE!
1 2 3 4, HIGH 5!
L-O-V-E, i love you and you love me!
BUAY TAH HAN AH!

last yr, isaid i cldnt b'live i was going to sec 2.
now i say, WOAH! SEC 3 LIAO! wahahahha...
lets see in one yr i change how much...

First i came to sch lyk any normal day.
den i saw a gal.
den got crush on her.
den frm dat day, train my physical.
after a few weeks, i listen to LP.
realised i needa crack my voice b4 i could scream lyk dem.
ok, 3 weeks l8r.
heaven gave me a present.
my long awaited, PUBERTY PERIOD!
ok, dats when i gain the power to tease most gals, my height.
i was lyk, very proud and soon i over shot bei lin, connie, sam, gx and my mum.
den my voice cracked, sounded lyk a toad.
sang the national anthem wif it 4 de first time, realised i sound terrible, decided to shuttup and lip the whole song out.
den skip 2 mnths, or maybe 3 or 4.
teacher put me sit near connie.
den gotta do group work wif her.
den finally, one very fortunate day, she called.
she asked me who was Debra.
i told her she was my couz.
ok, nvm, she ask me again.
this time, it was shafiq number.
it was dat nyte where she knew his number, and stead wif him.
lets rewind abit, she asked me to find out 4 her.
den she say ty and ask 4 siblingship.
ok fine, now sibs, until now.
so far i told u guys abt my height, my phisical look, my siblingship wif connie, and when i saw my crush.
now, how i got my crush number.
heh heh... this easy.
i dun even need to ask.
she called me.
heh heh...
oh yeah, 4got abt my hp.
i got my hp when my dad bawt a new phone.
but, lousy lah. only 300 free sms.
1 day only can msg 10.
but past few days msg abt 18 a day to my crush.
so i 2day nvr msg anyone. haha. muz save.
ok, so got my crush number liao, start msging her, i tawt she lyk me oso cos i misread her msg.
so i thick skinningly confessed to her.
asked ian 4 help.
he said, FUCK CARE AND TACKLE HER LAH.
haha...
ok, so i do it.
she say she cannot 4get her bf.
nvm, i wait. me=very patient one.
but wif ian's words, i wont giv up.
btw, it was 2 days ago.
heh heh... de first time in my lyf i confessed to a gal.
and de first tym my heart beat so darn bloody freakin fast.
den ytd i call her ****ing. haha.
wont tell u guys. only will tell ian. heh heh...
scratch de screen if u muz.
dats all 4 de overview.
hopefully b4 the end of dis yr i can make her mine.
heh heh... gimme ye blessings ppl.

SHAKALAKA BABY!
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13.10.04

2004-11-13T16:30:00.000+08:00

hai....
confessed to her liao.
she take it as joke.
haha... no hope liao lah, muz well 4get it.
she lurve dat guy lyk crazy.
nahmind, i can go on wif lyf without her...
muz be strng, de whole future ahead of me.
wait til ian come back frm hong kong.
sure scold me one. he tell me to, nahmind.
keep u guys in suspence again, scratch the screen BABY!
they now in hk, nvr sign in msn, nvr go gb, maybe whole time in hk school.
hope ian buys me sumtin, haha... u noe wad is cheapskate?
jus to add a little more DEtail.
i sighing frm last nite till now.
but half happy oso.
cos she wif sum1 she lyks.
OK OK! enuff. i cannot ta han liao.
dunno why i suddenly so mushy. YUK!! (-.-")
Funny thing, badminton no cca practice, den band got practice, bbal oso.
nahmind, practice myself, muz beat marvin, muz go into sch team.
now training stamina nia, still gotta grow backhand muscle.
sigh...
at least nex yr i wif hilmi.
wif him, my happiness boost by alot.
he got dat kinda, jokin AURA in him.
haha... 3E1 swae...
no joker dere.
so boring one lor.
at most dey jus personal jokes.
not power enuff to make whole class cheerful.
dis yr 2e1, gonna miss it so much.
all jokers united, made fun of azhar( big ****), ms tang wearing same style clothes(sleevless and skirt).
still got alot more...
now listening to The Reason by hoobastank.
got meaning one sia...
my crush is de one who changed me...
if i nvr seen her, i wudden haf de 'assets' i haf now.
hard to get, but trained hard wif her in mind.
now all no use liao, nahmind, jus continue 4 badminton.
haha...
im gonna master de smash in badminton to smash sumone's penis.
dat guy leh, is once my gud fren, has connie as his current stead.
he is non other den ALEXIS EX!
i used to lyk him.
not until i knew him beta.
wad i tawt: nice felo, not flirty, sincere person, not bz body.
wad it is: sabo kia, flirt lyk hell(15 gals called him subsequently in 1 nite), insincere felo( 1 yr many stead) take it lyk changin clothes, BZ BODY( read other ppl sms when not meant 4 him).
wif this, i motivate myself, to destroy his father's day! muwahahaha...

SHAKALAKA BABY!
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